Man, SHE’S gross. I think he is an abuse victim, same as a female child would be considered in this case if the role’s were reversed. He’s an adult now but honestly his life has been so intertwined with hers as she basically stole his childhood and saddled him with kids super early. As a result, this woman has always…
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“i am sexually attracted to children! lololol look at me!”
“Well first, you have to raise him right.”
Okay also literally everything she just said is objectively not true, is the thing.
Well if she listened to something new, then what would she feel superior and manic pixie unique about? Oh wait never mind, it’s Elizabeth Wurtzel, so everything.
Yeah, I understand how her way of talking about it would be really upsetting to people who are more in danger for any reason — my personal view on the issue is that however people manage their own shit, particularly when it comes to something like cancer, is good for them. If it’s good for her to be dismissive of…
Yeah, but Jimmy Fallon in the story is a stupid dudebro in his early 20s, and he has since grown up a lot and worked with some amazing women.
WHERE IS THE LIE? I love his writing, he’s so funny. But...he’s meant for print.
It sounded more like the hosts were being the terrible ones. He was kind of lax in admonishing them, though.
I was disappointed when I realized that Louis CK didn’t want to take a bat TO Jimmy Fallon.
I had a teeny little crush on him because I love his Deadspin writing so much, especially the Funbag.
I just need this gif to be used for absolutely everything from now until the end of time.
well now I know to keep my amazing relationships under wraps
All of these people bitching can go get fucked. Every drink recipe ever should have a tussin reference; this is a perfect thing.
Clover, when is it going to come out that you and Mr. Elba are dating?
This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.
This man bred three times.