Electric 4 door sedans running door to door with supercharged American big blocks...

This is the right kind of car guy.

Lol what? I’ve been commenting on Jezebel for months. Read my history. And I’ve made like 3 comments on this altogether. Mostly to other people. Are you for real?

Sorry, I’m just not attracted to twi-leks...

My favorite racist tweet I’ve ever seen is when I saw a local business tweet some image/conservative meme that said, “Hitler and Obama: the only two people to have their own symbols” and had the swastika and the hope and change symbol side by side. I was like, WHAT ABOUT PRINCE THOUGH???

I have at least 8 years of anecdotal experience in college to prove this as well, surrounded by people who feel they are just the absolute epitome of tolerant and who are actually all assholes.

The only problem with that movie is that Kirsten Dunst’s love interest is such a DOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCHE.

Is it really racist to call Germans humorless engineers?

I watch this movie every, single, time it's on. It's like a vortex that pulls me in.

What’s our stance on intra-European white racism? Can we still depict Germans as humorless engineers? Italians producing sexy cars that like to catch on fire? Russians drunk?

Twitter has made this ABUNDANTLY clear. And I’m just like,

I was at a diner, so I couldn’t do it myself. I sent it back to be grilled for a bit longer and when it came back it was still BARELY MELTED. I ate it out of hunger. That cook should have been fired immediately. C’mon, a grilled cheese is pretty fucking easy.

Ok, so one time, my sexytimes partner and I went out to a sandwich place. We both got grilled cheese and tomato soup. Our food comes out, and I dip my sandwich into the tomato soup LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN. He looks at me like I’m the insane one and asks what the hell I’m doing. I say “that’s why grilled cheese is served…

*breathing hard*

I have. It WASNT GRILLED ENOUGH TO MELT THE EFFING CHEESE!!!

Obligatory

That just got you out of the grays. Good God.

SURPRISINGLY COMPLEX BURNS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS, SHEEPLE.

Wow that was a surprisingly complex burn, I think I need a minute

Tell her I won't steal all the chocolate from the pantry (even though I'm lying and I will).