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Really low bar there.

I’m officially more excited for this than I am Rise of Skywalker. 

Is it safe to assume that someone’s mouth will write a check that their body would dishonor for nonsufficient finds?

Who invited those “icky” women? Don’t they know what the real fans want? Hopefully an internet petition will force them to CGI the women out.

It’s Skins vs. Skins in an all out homo-erotic grunt fest.

Finally an ‘80s nostalgia trip that looks like it won’t suck. Cautiously optimistic - it has all the right Tony Scott visual cues and the flight sequences pre-final cut are looking excellent.  The Tomcat has to be CG, right?  Iran has the only flight ready F14s in the world AFAIK.

Way to bury the lede - SHIRTLESS FOOTBALL!

Dammit, Kara!

Phoenix Point...

Ah. So the police have confiscated real toys (and apparently real shoes as well) that could have provided joy to children. Got it.

“Shanghai police have seized one million fake toys”

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

I thought that too, but wonder if the upfront cost of “making” tokens is too much. Don’t know, just kind of talking out loud.

why thank you professor

I’m old.

so... when Barron was conceived?

No one been under this kind of enormous pressure from Trump since the last time he and Melenia had sex missionary style.

A female, black, LGBT, Jewish, Democrat?

I’ve never felt more like Wiley Coyote in my life. For sure we’re going to get that pesky roadrunner this time!