Troll on troll violence is my favorite type of Kinja 

You know His Royal Orangeness is just jealous. “Where’s my Trump Netflix deal? Where’s my Trump book deal?” You know, because Cool Breeze and Forever President Barack Obama can’t have anything without it being subtracted from Trump’s tally.

No idea if this is at least 800 pixels cos it’s on my phone, but ah well here ya go! 

Well that fucking blows. At least you could come to America, where we welcome immigrants and academi-

Don’t forget the Welsh and Cornish towns who rely on EU funding, and still overwhelmingly voted to leave. Brexit voters are either rich, or properly stupid. 

*adjusts glasses*

I’d say a lot of people are missing out, especially with the Green Lantern/Green Arrow run in the 1960's and 1970's that tackled a lot of what it meant to be a superhero. It tackled racism, the very first story featured a bunch of black kids attacking a man and Green Lantern “heroically” saving him (he was a slumlord…

Neal McDonough would seem the more appropriate cameo in hell, with his relationship to Nora. Given that he might’ve been shooting the Sonic movie, looks like he ended up in hell anyway.

Isn’t the the plot of The Prestige?

The Eurovision was started during the Cold War as a way of promoting European unity and brotherly feeling. The least you could do for the American version is wait a few years until you’ve had your next civil war.

Missing: The Storyteller’s Dog.

You’re wrong about the 35%, I pay maximum of 18% because I have a pretty low income. It varies. Not saying that our taxes in Finland aren’t crazy high but in that part you’re wrong.

Actually the taxes on a yearly income of 24,000 would be about 18% 

They pay a ton more in taxes though. Just comparing what you pay when you visit isn’t indicative of the broader picture.

The Lost Light crew’s gonna be jealous when they see Rodimus went off and made a band without any of them...

I choose to believe this nomination is for Road House

The 31st book on the shelf.

“$6.4 million in hotel room reservations for guests who ended up using other accommodations”

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this: