The failure of your post to generate either volume or limited/clever responses proves how wrong was your attempt.

Arrrgh! JENNA COLEMAN PLEASE FUCK OFF ALREADY!! You’re DEAD! S.T.A.Y. D.E.A.D.!

It’s where I learned proper plant care. You don’t want to be like that geranium, DO YOU?

I’ll be happy with a Coleman appearance if it takes the form the Oswin or Victorian Clara iteration of the character, which it won’t be but I can wish.

“It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.”

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens.

I always take go by the “if everyone reading understood a word, it’s a word,” rule, anyway.

Dude. I want to Buick a lot of things.

The Addams Family got a trio of popular 1990s movies

Track: Mighty Wings | Artist: Cheap Trick | Album: Top Gun Soundtrack

Well first you should pick the baby back up.

Compare the much-anticipated meeting of Ice and Fire toBrienne and Tormund sitting across a table from each other in silence and it will show you how limited Kit Harington and Emilia Clarke are as actors. Two gorgeous people who deliver all the heat of a old pint of vanilla ice cream :-(.

This didn’t strike anyone has absurd? The logic doesn’t make sense. If Jon is right and this is the only thing that can stop and unstoppable army that is going to crush your enemies for you, then you have all of it and time to make weapons.

well, if he has that horn, why didnt he bring it with him if he was planning to give it to her. all speculation at this point, of course, but it stands to reason that he would keep an item that useful near his person.

Did Barry’s time in the Speed Force teach him to not be so fucking stupid?

Its the sand-snake that uses the whip that is hung... and ellaria isnt dead, because what would be the present that Euron was going to give to Ceresi if he didnt walk thru the doors of her throne room with the woman that had her daughter killed?

Agreed. I’ve gone on record as saying it’s one of my least favorite Sci-fi books of the last 5 years (the only one that beats it is Seveneves), which is one of the reasons I think the movie will be better. It adapts well to a dumb summer movie blockbuster, and Spielberg will be able to get something, anything out of…

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

That big crossbow is called a ballista. They’re a real thing, historically speaking. You can still think it’s underwhelming, but you could at least do two seconds of research before posting.

Archer is nothing without H Jon Benjamin, live or not!

That never happens!