It’s where I learned proper plant care. You don’t want to be like that geranium, DO YOU?

“It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.”

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s Good Omens.

Track: Mighty Wings | Artist: Cheap Trick | Album: Top Gun Soundtrack

Well first you should pick the baby back up.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

That big crossbow is called a ballista. They’re a real thing, historically speaking. You can still think it’s underwhelming, but you could at least do two seconds of research before posting.

Pffft, 1993 figures? I was in high school by then. This is what I played with as a kid:

Ahh IRS, I loved him.

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The primary issue there is how such a game would be constructed. A pro wrestling match is a form of pre-planned storytelling—pro wrestling as a whole is a performance art, after all—so constructing your idea like a fighting game (which most pro wrestling games are) goes out the window. A QTE-based structure would seem…

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

Seriously. Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

I don’t know why but stag mounts are the best mounts!

I love this. I haven’t heard any of their other stuff so I only relate Judy and Mary to Rurouni Kenshin. My favorite part is around 2:58. Love that guitar and how she trails into it before the jam.

And he could use a new and larger non-MP toy. I was kinda hoping they’d make a leader class triple changer so that he can be both tank and space jet (I can’t decide which form I like better).

I voted Hound for this category specifically because, while he appeared in MTMTE, he hadn’t really done anything and he was always one of my favorites.

All right, someone that knows what they are talking about.

Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.

Exactly. I would have loved the WiiU had Metroid, Zelda, F-Zero or Wave Race been on it. There library just did not resonate with me this gen.

I am really excited for the switch though. I will be picking it up day one.

Games that I have no interest in. The only franchise that Nintendo still makes that resonates with me Is Zelda. It is still my fav. Most of their good franchises are on the 3DS these days.