“$6.4 million in hotel room reservations for guests who ended up using other accommodations”

Back in my day depraved billionaires would go to a hostel and torture attractive college students themselves, or pick up a gun hunt kidnaped people on a private island. At worst they’d create an aren to watch their captives battle to the death in person and not through some fancy-pants darkweb setup.

These so-called…

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Pam from HR made me think of Pam from Archer, and now thinking of her with Winn ... sort of works for me

I’m guessing because, back then, people generally had a firmer grasp on the difference between fantasy and reality.

Tap a Pinto? Explosion.

I will say it over and over:

The Brie Larson/Clash at Demonhead version of Black Sheep is better than Metric’s version and I hate that it wasn’t put on the soundtrack and I had to go find an MP3 someone stitched together from the movie + soundtrack version. It’s so fuckin’ good, you guys.

It turns out “murder porn” doesn’t mean what he thought it meant.

Remember when Legends was terrible? I’m so glad Legends got amazing! Bless them for quoting an old review from the bad times.

Other than “juvenile delinquency” and “early behavior problems”, the list exactly matches our pathologically lying, racist, dictator-groveling president. As if that outcome is any surprise.

Tombstone might not be the best Western ever, but it has to be up there as the most quotable. My personal favorite: “Hey Ellie! Where’s Wyatt?” “Right behind you, Stillwell.” BOOM!

Well, she’s a witch. 

Looks like the perp just drew...a Pot of Greed...

This totally backfired for me.  My youngest plays Minecraft.  Which is perfectly fine and she enjoys it.  However, she wanted to learn to do more advanced things, so she watches other kids playing Minecraft.  Now when we ask her what she wants to be when she grows up?  “Daddy, I’m gonna be a Youtuber when I grow up!” …

I say the quality dropped hard like Bran from the tower after the fourth season.

The story has already ended for me.

Hunger Games sans Cheese

Oddly enough “Quarter Pounder Deluxe”

What do they call Battle Royale in France?

Would’ve been funnier if the conversation with the pearl-clutching beat “reporter” didn’t go like this: