ajarcher
Professor Acksman
ajarcher

I’m convinced nobody knows how to write articles anymore.

More Content than the new Battlefront already - even has space battles.

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... Let’s not say things we can’t take back. He was good, and I actually really like him on the shows he’s been on since, but Reeves is, was, and always will be. Superman.

‘Scarlett Johansson awkwardly leaning into a giant fake snake’ is my new aesthetic.

Alfred Vs Superman, the movie we deserve.

I’d prefer S3.

The actress did a great portrayal, but it did bother me some that they changed the character of the woman who was so set upon Fisk giving up his life of crime that she gave him an ultimatum as the Kingpin was about to deliver the killing blow to Spider-Man, and Fisk loved her so much that he dropped his weapon,

Just a really cool lady who happened to fall in love...with villainy. That’s some serious comics shit right there. If she doesn’t show up this season, she better appear in S3.

She was vastly more interesting to me than Wilson “Unnecessarily Sympathetic Backstory/Social Anxiety Disorder” Fisk

What I wanna know is: is the villain (assuming there is a big bad this season) better or worse than Fisk?

That’s how he died. He bled out after being shot in the thigh.

Ok, am I the only one that finds it weird that in the universe of BvS, Robin wore full upper body armor, boots, and armored freaking hot pants? Come on, now, DC. COME ON.

CHANGE...THE LOGO CHANGED!!!! *breath gmoat* okay, I can deal with this...lol

first step, drink all the wines

For a minute there, I thought Apocalypse had a Decepticon emblem on his forehead.

Fine, now explain me how to open a lock with a corkscrew.

I enjoy reviews of shitty old movies. But I wish they also kept up the TV Recaps. My life is poorer because Rob Bricken doesn’t explain Flash and Gotham to me every week.

So let me get this straight: you all don’t review new episodes of shows that we all watch now, but you’ll waste time and space writing up reviews of old shitty movies.

IT’S OVER 9000!!!!!

Hello? Is anybody else here to make the obvious comment? No? Damnit...

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!