ajarcher
Professor Acksman
ajarcher

Man, I’m all for new game ideas but this is just phoning it in.

Never been a fan of the Tumbler. It never looked like a Batmobile to me and I feels like that shows since it’s more known as Tumbler . I agree with the mounted gun but I think the design itself is fine. Movie wise I would say it’s the second best but that’s not much to say since the only movie version I liked was

If Clark doesn’t get the Denver Broncos at the end of the movie, I’ll be pissed.

No, no, you’re right, it’s not elitism, it’s being a goddamn hipster. As a gamer of 35+ years to another self-proclaimed ‘gamer’, quit being an asshat. The soccer mom that puts in time to master her favorite cell phone game is no different from the console tourney player that plugs in their hours.

Nah, but keep jerking your brain-dick.

Anyone who enjoys movies is a movie watcher. People who obsess over movies are cinephiles. Anyone who reads is a reader. Anyone who reads lots is a voracious reader. Ergo, anyone who plays games is a gamer, and those who play lots of them are hardcore gamers. Modifiers add nuance,

I love how your comment swerved off the track into a cliff by the middle of the paragraph, and by the end you tell us that the bottom of the cliff is where capitalism come from because you saw a synagogue full of humanoid lizards down there.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

“Survive the satanic hordes for at least 500 seconds.”

C’mon, Life of Brian also had aliens in a spaceship and I don’t hear you complain about that!

No, my character is actually not a bad guy.

I need more of a hint.

Alternate headline: Gaze Upon the Tattered Raccoon Tail Glued to Stephen Amell’s Face for Legends of Tomorrow

30 years of green arrowing would be awfully tough on a body.

“Hello Commander. My name is Dug and I am your best friend and new snip-SQUIRREL!”

I remember that, he had come out of jail all burned up and a doctor did some skin transplant and he was black. Then the skin lightened up, because... whatever.

To be fair this is not the worst thing that’s happened to the Punisher, the worst thing was when he was given plastic surgery and ran around in blackface for 3 issues.

Actually, all the issues were pre-snow plow. Since then, it has run perfectly! I think this means the snow plow use FIXED it!

The lack of under the red hood is CRIMINAL.