Tom, I work at a Honda store in Ohio. Had a phone call today about a Civic Type R “if i give a 5000 refundable deposit and pay no more than msrp could you get me the car” I asked did you read a Jalop article today? “Yes, yes I did.” Needless to say that guy earned himself a deposit on a Type R that we have no info…

My girlfriend keeps asking me when I’m going to propose, so I gave her my guarantee. I guaranteed I would act intriguied by mall jewelry store display windows and to stop pulling the old “just tying my shoe” trick on her.

Does the defense’s case hold water?

One of my girlfriends tells a hilarious story about having to explain to her 11- and 9-year old sons why anyone would have a set of blue truck nutz.

WAT

“It’s got the best turbo, bro!”

Also the LMP07 before it. So bad, they went back to the LMP-1.

Panoz Abruzzi anyone?

Why would you want to take a Dodge Caliber on a joy ride?

PLOT TWIST:

Could I pay more money for a shitty Dodge Caravan? Yes Please!

The Fiat 500 Abarth has a great sounding 4 cylinder

Can't forget the 4-door version.

So much this. If I wanted to wallow around, I'd have purchased a 500 and saved a few thousand bucks.

Because piloting an Abarth is about a legacy of race cars and you gotta push buttons. Turn off traction control if you want an experience. Go the way of Carl and beef her up a step or two.

Posting this, yet again, because fuck everything else, this is the best sounding car of all time.

Something is broken on the configurator.

wheres the street-fire link!!!!!!!!!

Makes me think of...