Andrew Adams
ajadams93
3/17/17
9:28 PM
39

Tom, I work at a Honda store in Ohio. Had a phone call today about a Civic Type R “if i give a 5000 refundable deposit and pay no more than msrp could you get me the car” I asked did you read a Jalop article today? “Yes, yes I did.” Needless to say that guy earned himself a deposit on a Type R that we have no info

12/28/16
4:16 PM
8

My girlfriend keeps asking me when I’m going to propose, so I gave her my guarantee. I guaranteed I would act intriguied by mall jewelry store display windows and to stop pulling the old “just tying my shoe” trick on her.

5/16/16
4:48 PM
9

One of my girlfriends tells a hilarious story about having to explain to her 11- and 9-year old sons why anyone would have a set of blue truck nutz.

5/14/14
8:39 AM
1

So much this. If I wanted to wallow around, I'd have purchased a 500 and saved a few thousand bucks.

5/14/14
12:34 AM
1

Because piloting an Abarth is about a legacy of race cars and you gotta push buttons. Turn off traction control if you want an experience. Go the way of Carl and beef her up a step or two.

4/5/14
2:41 PM
22

Posting this, yet again, because fuck everything else, this is the best sounding car of all time.

2/24/14
12:35 PM
17

Something is broken on the configurator.