I’m sorry but... what? Are you confusing antihistamines with pseudoephedrine, a nasal decongestant? 

Those are done by legitimate restaurant critics. Not yelpers.

Every single person involved in this debacle is a shit human being and I am here for the show.

I remember reading an article on this site that claimed Trump didn’t care about Kashoggi’s death because he wasn’t a white man. Even though his “race” is debatable - he’s Turkish and Saudi; Turks are technically Caucasian and “Arab” is an ethnicity, not a race - at the time I felt like it was more-or-less correct, as…

Sure they haven’t...

As a current Jeep owner, that looks like my exit.

As a Jeep owner, I respectfully disagree with your priorities.

What’s not clear is why Mack was so damn mad—and how he managed to defend himself against the police for five straight hours.

Redford dyes his eyebrows?!

Saw this at a fancy restaurant last week. My girlfriends and were out for dinner (yes, heathens, we were on fucking time, yes we tipped 20%, no, we didn’t make the waitress ‘sing for her supper’), when this dumbass pulls out a ring, drops down on one knee. And proposes to his girlfriend, who clearly wasn’t having it.…

On the other hand, a public rejection is much more amusing for your unwilling captive audience.

Another thing that can help is giving them a snack when getting on the plane. Something local, clearly wrapped (not homemade) will go a long way. Doesn’t need to be expensive. Works even better around the holidays.

don’t worry, i always chat with the folks at the front of the plane when i’m boarding & i’ve never scored any free shit.

You’d be shocked at some of the questions that don’t make the cut

“Length of checking history” - cool, so if don’t like your bank, you might be penalized for moving to a different one? Or is it total history of simply having a checking account?

and don’t go personal so quick, it makes you sound like a crack head tire changer at United :-) 

Two things I now know about you - 1) you don’t know what a joke is, and 2) you work for United Airlines.

Not many people can claim,

What’s a medium onion? It’s an onion that can contact the dead.

I mean in the real world I don’t think most of us worry too much about it. I generally have a bag of onions in the pantry and grab an average size onion out for most recipes.