So...1985 live-action mini series version of Jabberwocky plus Wheelers?

I’m sorry but... what? Are you confusing antihistamines with pseudoephedrine, a nasal decongestant? 

If we’re going to be forcing acronyms, I’m betting SHIT (Signature-based Handling of asserted Information using Tokens) SHOW (Secure Handling of identity OWner) is going to be more accurate. 

Those are done by legitimate restaurant critics. Not yelpers.

Those machines don't give a fuck. 

This was a summer a couple years after I got out of college, and I thought it would be fun and games to go work on a big concert. Duh me. We were housed in old Air Force barracks a short van ride from the runway. The food sucked, and the talent and their staff ate in a different tent with really awesome food. This…

Every single person involved in this debacle is a shit human being and I am here for the show.

I remember reading an article on this site that claimed Trump didn’t care about Kashoggi’s death because he wasn’t a white man. Even though his “race” is debatable - he’s Turkish and Saudi; Turks are technically Caucasian and “Arab” is an ethnicity, not a race - at the time I felt like it was more-or-less correct, as…

And yet, some people don’t feel obligated to buy anything from them, almost as if they have a choice..........

Sure they haven’t...

As a current Jeep owner, that looks like my exit.

As a Jeep owner, I respectfully disagree with your priorities.

What’s not clear is why Mack was so damn mad—and how he managed to defend himself against the police for five straight hours.

Redford dyes his eyebrows?!

So how’s that freshman humanities course working out for you?

Saw this at a fancy restaurant last week. My girlfriends and were out for dinner (yes, heathens, we were on fucking time, yes we tipped 20%, no, we didn’t make the waitress ‘sing for her supper’), when this dumbass pulls out a ring, drops down on one knee. And proposes to his girlfriend, who clearly wasn’t having it.…

On the other hand, a public rejection is much more amusing for your unwilling captive audience.

This is why the first thing I do when entering an AirBnB (and the host is gone) I take a poster of AROD out of my bag, strip down, and get myself to full mast.  If they want a show, they are getting a fucking show.

What’s a medium onion? It’s an onion that can contact the dead.

I mean in the real world I don’t think most of us worry too much about it. I generally have a bag of onions in the pantry and grab an average size onion out for most recipes.