Dick Tips. Dick. Tips. I can’t stop laughing.

I totally *do* care about my boyfriend’s boner and whether or not he finds condoms annoying. However, “condoms suck” is really just slang in these cases for “I haven’t found one that works for me.” I’ve met one dude who claims they decrease his already nontrivially low sensitivity, but even he found his answer with…

Maybe they do it for that reason, but slightly larger condoms fit more comfortably and are easier/quicker to put on for some guys who are a little wider than others in the dick department.

It’s like the same slang word can acquire different meanings over time or something. Language evolves.

Huh, didn’t even notice. I just link hop on Jezebel sometimes.

Everyone who does this for a thrill needs to get into LARP. There are games out there that will have you wanting to piss your pants with the tension of having to sneak up on people in back alleys or steal something from a room in some big covert op or whatever. It’s all the adrenaline with none of the crime.

I’d have loved to see that. The delicious schadenfreude...

So if teenage boys have no self-control, let them fail until someone figures out how to actually get shit done. People like you’re describing shouldn’t be allowed to be “bailed out” so to speak.

Can...can I ask what happens if you see...a bit of midriff? Just a bit! Do you lose the ability to do basic tasks like eating or walking?

This lady knew what was what.

Fuck dress codes. Bodies are bodies, and there’s no need to be scared of them. If you have a beef even seeing a naked body, you’re clearly not ready for the human race. We’re the only animal that wears clothes, because we’re utterly ridiculous.

I’m pretty cool with that honestly. I’d rather women be able to walk around just as mostly-naked as men can. Because fuck hot weather.

Posting here to say this should be assumed. People shouldn’t have to use weaselly qualifying words to state a fucking opinion. It makes you look weak, like a fucking doormat, to use that shit. You’re smart enough to know it’s an opinion. I sure hope so, anyway.

Clearly my utter lack of a dating life in high school is the reason I got high grades. :P

2) a sense that there is justice in the world against dirty rotten cheaters

The reason we have visible menstrual bleeding is because human embryos implant so deeply and strongly that we need an immensely thick endothelium to weed out the weaker ones. It’s an arms race. If that whole race hadn’t started, we wouldn’t have to shed all that tissue each month.

I somehow don’t actually have a problem with this. Justice isn’t delivered enough to those who harm kids like this.

Sorry, I was being tongue in cheek. When I read the title, I immediately thought “who is defending the idea of evolution setting us up to gout blood every month” :P

I’m not sure periods are defendable. No one *likes* bleeding from one of their orifices every month. I think. Human evolution really backhanded us there.

You say terrible habit, I say delicious habit.