Plus he always looks slightly sad, as if he has Sarah McLachlan constantly being played in his ear.

Stop the internets. We have a winner.

Wow.

It's the NFLIOC

Not off the top of my head, but remember BoKu? The grown-ass man's juice box?

Man oh man that was good.

I'm going with Lucic (because STATS), and Seguin because outside of Brett Hull and Modano there are no Stars fans. They are a bedtime story told to Dallas children by Jerry Jones. "Buy your Romo jerseys or the Hockey People will eat you!"

That's just Skip Bayless in a wig.

I was actually watching this game when he said that. My first thought was "Oh shit, Hawk." My second thought was "I bet this ends up on deadspin tomorrow." I know what he was TRYING to say, it probably just wasn't the best phrasing.

I was actually watching this game when he said that. My first thought was "Oh shit, Hawk." My second thought was "I bet this ends up on deadspin tomorrow." I know what he was TRYING to say, it probably just wasn't the best phrasing.

I watch until the bullpen comes in the game. Then the heavy drinking begins.

I may be the most excited for this film above all others. Marvel Cosmic has been some of the highest quality material published be the company. It all started for me when I read Infinity Gauntlet, which given the direction Avengers 3 is headed makes me giddy.

pizza dog gives this a +1

It's hilarious to me how hardcore Canadians get about these international tilts. The gold medals are cool and all, but you think it would be more important to have a Canadian team win a Stanley Cup once every decade or so.

+1 snozzberries.

Game = over.

This sums it up perfectly. I would also like to add that I hate Utah, but mostly because it creeps me out.

ALL YOUR DOUCHE ARE BELONG TO US

I say I'm from Chicago, because if I say I live in Aurora then I have to say that no, none of that shit in Wayne's World is actually there.

I initially thought this might be another veiled shot at the Vikings coaching staff...