Seems like they drifted apart and Styles is just an excuse to file the paper work. But if Harry Styles were a woman, he’d be tagged as a homewrecker.

I’m sorry but I’m team #tedlasso on this one no matter what the timeline. In fact, this is just the excuse I needed to rewatch all the episodes (even though I just finished it mere weeks ago). 

Too bad Sudekis didn’t cheat on Wilde & get himself proclaimed King.

It isn’t who I am either.

Videos like this really help me understand what it means to be black in America in 2020. As a white man I would not have hesitated to smack this bitch down if she touched my child. For a black man to legally defend his child against an unlawful assault is to risk his (and his childs) life.

And one more thing...she could have just called the fucking phone...

the most elegant First Lady in American history

If anything it would be less probable this man was involved in a crime or harboring 4 juveniles. He opened his door naked. He was obviously unarmed without the intent of hiding from the police.

Opening your door when there’s a disturbance outside should never ever be considered probable cause for a search. And that’s on top of the insane bullshit where cops don’t give a shit if black folx are naked, and even giving ludicrous fucking advice like “don’t sleep naked.”

Well, Trump’s probably not wrong, but those are the consequences when your campaign and presidency are offensive to the people who run the fashion magazine industry and its readers. They aren’t public institutions. They aren’t even press really. They are private companies making print magazines that sell ads for…

a police chief spoke to him a month after the incident and told him that he shouldn’t sleep naked.

...some calling Melania Trump “All the things they wish they could be,”

This was a good Twitter response.

When Democrats say “elitists” they mean rich people, when Republicans say “elitists” they mean smart people.

Well, we know they think a white person did it, because they are hesitant to call it terrorism, and oonly ”think” it it was intentional even though it literally warned people it was going to explode.

The Shop Around the Corner is such a masterpiece. Pretty great that Jimmy Stewart got to star in two perfect Christmas movies (and a third pretty great one if you count Bell, Book, and Candle)

Lol Trump isn’t spending shit on the GA senate races. It doesn’t benefit him, and he doesn’t care about the Republican party either.

He knew this would never happen, which is why he did it. He only wants adoration from his cult over how much he’s “trying” to help them, even though he has absolutely no say in how much the checks are for.

This isn’t an honest proposal, though. Trump is saying this knowing full well his own damn party that he’s the head of won’t do it. He can say, “I wanted to give you more, but the evil government stopped me!” Should we be giving more relief to people? Hell, yes. But let’s not pretend that this isn’t anything more than…

“Magoo got ya in. Magoo’ll get ya out.”