If they’re going to lie about blowing up a nuke in their own country, you think they’re going to come clean about, “But, no, we didn’t detect any US bombers nearby.”

It’s possible that they were never deployed to kill, but they were definitely trained to... err..... “retrieve” divers.

Yeah, we had to call off a test we were doing for SPAWAR once because we hadn’t gotten the proper “this test will not interfere with marine mammals” certification.

I can’t think of militarized dolphins the same way anymore because of that game.

These are Russia-under-sanctions prices.

I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN

That top photo of Putin swimming with the dolphins has a weird look on his face. I feel like they’re getting frisky or something.

No, not necessarily, we do still have air dropped special weapons, and we do have B-52s in the region.

Because it’s supposedly a nuclear warhead? It’s designed to make very big bang?

Well they can take it up with the British government.

Eh, I feel like if you sail one of the Kirovs with the Kuznetsov and the Moskva, 3-5 destroyers, and an attack sub or two, you could do some real damage with that group.

Yeah, dumb American “dramas” like E-Ring and shit like that.

I have a feeling that every other country in the region would disagree with that assessment

Step 1: Dig hole in sand

Do we really want to give the Chinese the B-2 exposure though? We’d better be pretty damned certain they can’t detect shit of that RCS...

Yeah, the Chinese would figure out pretty damned quickly that it wasn’t the US, and would hang the DPRK out to dry.

Yeah, the Vietnamese had a very small period of time where the ChiComms were their allies against France and the US, before they returned to your regularly scheduled Vietnamese-Chinese rivalry in 1979.

lol

Remember that stretch of time when several American RT anchors just straight up quit, including one of them while on the air? These were people who already had an anti-American bent but couldn’t deal with the stupid bullshit they were being forced to broadcast anymore.

All of Europe is now part of Italy, too, thanks to the Romans