Do the Strykers suck up there, too?

Had a friend in Iraq who ended up with a free USMC forest green gore tex suit thanks to similar mix-up.

I would pretend-fly the CRAP outta that! And shoot down SO MANY imperialist F-35s!!

Man, screw the NFL.

But, I mean, seriously... I dunno why I’m so hung up on it, but... if you’re making a fake domestic stealth fighter, WHY NOT PAINT THE EJECTOR SEAT WARNING IN FARSI??!!??

Quite possibly they just copied it off one of their F-14s. Clearly they didn’t use anyone actually in their aerospace industry in this joke because they would’ve pointed out the problems with it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it were more for a domestic audience, because anyone who spends time looking at stuff like this can tell it’s fake.

Wasn’t necessarily correcting you, just thought it might be helpful for someone trying to understand the distinction between a “self-propelled gun” and “self-propelled howitzer”, not that that’s really an issue anymore.

Could anyone imagine, if there were the possibility that this were a real, actual working tank, how quickly the IDF would have destroyed it by now?

Pretty well done. Just want to point out that in the case of self-propelled artillery, not only is it designed as a support weapon (offensive capabilities only), if it’s a “howitzer”, it’s also designed to be fired over an arcing, parabolic trajectory, (i.e. — up in the air) whereas a “cannon” or “gun” usually means…

Yeah, no. Would be incredibly heavy to implement that kind of a transmission system.

Yeah, that thing doesn’t have to be armored.

Could be for internal propaganda in Gaza.

Why is the ejector seat warning label in English? Could they not even be bothered to translate it into Farsi?

I was gonna say... it looks like a head unit

Still Dutch. Think they just got ahold of some Bald Eagles somehow.

I mean, before there were fighters over no man’s land, there were observation planes. And then people decided it might be a good idea to bring these observation planes down, so they started making fighters.

It was geese that brought down that Airbus on the Hudson.

Same. I mean, I love big animals of any kind — sharks, whales, big cats, birds of prey, giant clams, etc. — but these things are big, powerful, AND CAN FLY.

I believe that lady at the Chevy tent is “full of shit”.