I’m praying for the Yellowstone Super Volcano to take us all out. It’s time we just walked forthrightly into the abyss.

Cool, they have a plan to maybe improve the system someday! That doesn’t mean shit to the people (like me) that actually have to use public transportation in Columbus and found it incredibly frustrating. If publicly trashing their efforts on a comment thread hurts their feefees, then maybe it will actually push them…

As a resident of Columbus I bid thee farewell to the Crew. While they did have a loyal following, the stadium is more than adequate (though the parking situation sucks) and the games were entertaining, they are not THE Ohio State University football team. People here don’t care. Heck, no one cared about the Blue…

There is precisely one team in Columbus that matters. This is not that team.

Obviously this changes if it’s something the players decided themselves but if not...that’s some weak fucking sauce, Steelers.

And remember, the high school coach who enabled the players is still there.

I will never not star a good Sherman reference.

It’s really quite simple: if building a brand new arena was actually the huge money maker that owners always try to make it out to be, they would happily foot the cost themselves, knowing they would get a good return on it. But they know it’s a boondoggle, so they take their ball and go home if they can’t trick some…

A friend of mine lives in the Atlanta suburb of Wheeling, WV.

“Yet, if you have the gall to point any of this out, Yinzers come at you with a derangement normally confined to residents of State College.”

Every single time I write “vacuum,” I catch myself spelling it “vaccum” first. Someone please tell me it’s not just me.

When the Iron Curtain fell after the collapse of Communism, people didn’t wait around to tear down monuments and the goddamn Berlin Wall, they just did it! Shit even our colossal clusterfuck of invading Iraq, they were tearing down those Saddam statues with the quickness! You tell people to come and tear them down and…

Jesus, I think at this point we need to reanimate Sherman’s corpse and let him march to the sea again, because clearly they didn’t get the message the first time.

Too bad so many people are jumping on you, because you are right. It’s not complicated, and the straw men they are throwing up are just as flammable and bootless as they seem. And you are particularly right about lowering income inequality — if more regular people were permitted by the system to make better incomes,…

Wow, fuck these guys. I don’t remember anyone saying this shit about Rand Paul, who was a constant “no” until this motion to proceed. What is it about women/minorities that get under Trump’s skin?

Meanwhile, Democrats are all applauding and hugging John McCain.

I think the collective noun is a “pivot table” of Excel artists.

I don’t wish cancer on anyone, esp. glioblastoma, but McCain is a terrible guy with terrible political positions that hurt people. I’m sorry for his family and him, but damn, he was poised to take away health care from millions of his fellow Americans. He’s still the same asshole he was last week. Cancer shouldn’t…