Now this gives me hope. I’d love to see her elected, of course, but the most important thing we can do for 2018 is challenge them everywhere. Press them for every seat, run in every election, push them and bleed them for cash and make this a goddamn fight for once.

I had the great pleasure recently of kicking some ICE agents off a college campus. I mean, I didn’t actually kick them off, as we have no authority to force them to leave, but I was the administrator who go to tell them why they weren’t welcome and ask them to leave.

That’s untrue. A small group of Senators is definitely crafting a filibuster-proof healthcare bill that they’ll try and pass without hearings or debate or input from voters or Democrats. Given that R senators are voting with Trump ~98% of the time, there’s no reason to believe three of them will vote no. For example,…

good. *rubs hands together* - may everything they touch get blown outta the water by the mounting scandal that is Orange Julius Caesar.

And it’s all completely useless. The terrorists win.

Mrs. Meathead, after we returned from a weekend in Cincinnati surrounded by people who’d moved there from Chicago and couldn’t stop gushing about the low cost of living: Should we live somewhere cheaper?

Or Leavenworth. Pretty sure assisting a foreign power in sabotaging an election is Guilty of Anti-State Activities at the very least.

That last sentence is the problem. People who haven’t lost that weight aren’t hungry all the time.

I hate him. I hate him so much.

I literally hope he drops dead. He’s that fucking evil. I don’t feel bad.

Here are the five words everyone needs to know when it comes to Republicans and repealing Obamacare and replacing it with nothing.

They want everybody who isn’t rich and white to die quickly and quietly after a short lifetime of servicing their needs.

I’m really really really trying to resist calling my super conservative Trump voting in laws and screaming at them that their votes put their son (skin cancer) and grandson (asthma) in very real danger and they can fuck right off.

Why are they still trying with this shit? Just to be fucking contrary? Just so they can remove all traces of Barack Obama?

Yeah the only beverage I can see staying unsullied in my shower is a vacuum-sealed capri-sun. It’s like Seaworld when I step in there.

When i was in college, after a good traying (it’s like sledding, but, you slide down the snow covered hills on a tray that you “borrow” from the cafeteria) session, i would take a Mountain Dew (sometimes 2) into the shower with me. Nothing like a hot shower and a cold Dew.

8 or 8:30 or whenever I walk in the door until 4 or somewhere around then when I realize it’s time to go. It’s whatever, man.

It’s hard to say- there’s a certain something about it that is difficult to describe.

If you’re in a situation where civilization has collapsed to the point where people are shooting other people in the streets, why would you want to continue living in such a world?

Unfortunately the only times I see spots I’ve lived in Alabama are depression documentaries about the history of racism in America.

“This photo of Wallace’s stand in the schoolhouse doors....”

“Hey, honey, my old dorm is on tv!”