Her best song is the theme to the Berenstain Bears.

ENHANCE!

• Craig Melvin said, “I would imagine it takes a special man to put up with Megyn Kelly.”

My emotional balance has been wrecked since last November. And we need someone from CSI to come and figure out what’s on her palm. Her lines? Nuclear codes? Hannity’s phone number?

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

Bryan Singer is next. I would have thought he’d go down before Weinstein but his luck can’t hold out forever. In fact, I think the Weinstein scandal is going to embolden more people to speak out, as well as the press to investigate Singer way more closely. btw, this is why Gawker was needed, because they brought shit…

Katherine Heigl, on craftsmanship

But what a husk

Don’t forget the Twilight films! Getting sucked dry returns to Times Square!

Bobby, I know people will decry my sentiments in defense of your poor soul, but I am beyond delighted that you are willing to sacrifice yourself so that we may have these entertaining posts. It’s selfish, I know, and I do apologize for that, but you are doing a service for us all, so thank you from the bottom of my…

So why didn’t she ask Robert Redford about his terrible facelift?

Megyn Kelly nearly dodged the question by saying, “[First of all], I would never be at a sporting event.”

That shirtdress is an unacceptable length. Acceptable longer lengths are:

500 days of Kristen, and technically they didn’t make it to 500 days. But I would describe it like The Jaunt.

LONGER THAN YOU THINK!! LONGER THAN YOU THINK!!

bobby, i will do whatever it takes to make this last longer than a week. this completely made my day, and i’m already looking forward to tomorrow’s.

Kris is proud of the footage of a 9-year-old Kylie dancing on a stripper pole in first episode. Of it, she said, “That’s an example of leaving the footage alone and letting it breathe. Letting it speak for itself.”

Can someone more savvy that I please photoshop Megyn’s face on this?

Five days minimum. Not sure if I’ll be able to keep going much longer after that.

What shall we do with this?

Here’s Donut! (Kinja keeps rotating the picture, I give up)