Lol @ Lorna Doone! Now I’m hungry though.

Seconded. It’s one reincarnation away from those spider bots in Minority Report.

The sexiest thing (only sexy thing?) about Blake Shelton is Gwen Stefani.

Does this eventually create the barcode that is the mark of the beast?

The new go-to Family Feud response.

“Megyn Kelly did not respond because she did not hear Bobby Finger through the TV.”

Della Reese?

I think someone should pitch a Todd Palin/Doug Kelly sitcom.

I’m intrigued by this “oddly disturbing words” comment...link to any quotes or statements?

Ugh, right? Also I’m very perplexed by the phrase “there are many witnesses who can and will confirm that I was never abusive to Alice.” Like...I guess people witness other people being “not abusive” all the time too...? But what about the times there ARE no witnesses? Seems like a pretty weak defense.

You mean there’s a level BELOW Moredcai??? Quel horreur...

It’s getting a remake! Lifetime is doing it. Angelica Houston stars. (Yessssss)

Is it Nicole Kidman’s hand?? My word, those fingers!

Wish I COULD forget.

I saw that too and wasn’t sure if it was a joke, or...??

Troop Beverly Hills did it up right!

I commented on Singer in another post. Totally agree. A friend of mine found himself at one of his “house parties” one night, but left before anything untoward happened. To him, anyway. He said the vibe was uber creepy and he got out of there quick.

Is Bryan Singer starting to get a little nervous now...?

Peak Heigl style.