Deadly Manners, a murder mystery narrated by LeVar Burton with voice work by Kristen Bell, Denis O’Hare, Anna Chlumsky, and RuPaul.

I hope the yard sale attendees were wearing the revolutionary costume for today:

Can Dr. Phil act?

White Feminists™️ gonna white feminism.

I think she called him out as a special guest because SHE’S DESPERATE FOR GUESTS. None of the celebrity-club will go on her show!

Well that segment of the video with her calling out Bobby Finger was the first clip from the show I’ve ever watched. And I agree, she was surprisingly classy. I did think it was hilarious, however, that she was talking about Bobby Finger while holding up her index finger the whole time.

Not because it was good. I was just happy I didn’t have to see this fucking photo everyday.

This whole thing read like a fever dream. I saw the video of you two hugging and I still think you hallucinated it.

This is probably the most satisfying conclusion to a column.

Let’s just give Elizabeth Heiskell Megyn Kelly’s timeslot. I would rather have an hour of her over Megyn Kelly anyday and she seems like the perfect segue to Hoda and Kathy Lee getting day drunk.

C’mon, everyone knows Carol’s in HR, not Accounts Receivable.

Seriously. Oscar Isaac, John Boyega, Adam Driver, Domhnall Gleeson, hell, Mark Hamill is looking damn sexy as the grizzled Jedi.

Whatever, you guys still have Max on board! He’ll be able document everything with his tiny camera even though there is a fullblown camera crew right the fuck there.

I dōn’t sēē whāt thē prōblēm īs?

Blake Shelton is People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2017

Masturbated into potted pot plant.

Not the dreaded soggy bottom!