I cannot agree with this strongly enough. James Lileks is a damn treasure. There’s an online version of the Gallery, as well, but the book (and, really, all of his books) is well worth seeking out.

TRUMP: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I…

That first one is Adam Sandler, right? Am I crazy?

YES to young Kevin James but NO to young Adam Sandler.

Upper left is definitely Sandler.

Agreed. My original joke was in.....questionable taste.

I had to read that headline multiple times to comprehend it. I don’t even want to say where my mind was heading.

Murderer Fingered By Parrot

Seems like Lea Michele’s relationship is fine and zandy.

Can someone explain to my why Selena is so popular on instagram? She is so so uninteresting to me, I cannot imagine seeking her social media out.

farrah abraham had seven sons.
seven sons had farrah abraham.
and she never laughed, and she never cried.
all she did was go like this:

I’m,

That chorus is...not what I was expecting.

and I cannot see Dorinda voting

I’ve never gotten why she went with short hair.

The whole thing played without buffering ❤️

“Elron”

The jade eggs make me shiver at every mention. Who ever would purchase such a thing? To quote Cher Horowitz: you see how picky I am about my shoes, and those only go on my feet.

Baio is undeterred. “I don’t give a shit if I ever work again,” he says. “My country comes first. I guess I’m just an old, angry, successful white guy who stole everything he has from someone else.”