ugh I hate that cat

Haha! I totally wasn’t reading ad material for porn sites in the late nineties, but I still feel like I know what you mean.

I don’t know the Jenners, but I know Cardassians, and Kris wishes she could be Gul Dukat. Offhand, I’d say she’s probably closer to Gul Evek.

You might say that this Chamberlin...

I’m trying to drum up a plan were millions of us travel to the White House on January 20th, and we all throw ourselves around Obama’s legs and cry and beg him not to leave. I think this would work, and might be constitutionally sound.

They took George Michael and Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds, and now Hulseman?! Is nothing sacred to you death dealers?!