@OMG! Toast!: Correction: "There's a hack for that"

@dallasmay: You mean Chrome OS?

@HK-47: IT'S A TARP!

Beware foul demons and beasts...

I guess it's a Yoko Nono for now.

@Lite: an adventurer is me!: Or my earwax crusted in-ear headphones?

@egoods: Or the MBP would make him look like a cheapskate because he doesn't own the latest 1 mm thin carbon fiber model. Only the most hardcore geeks would be able to appreciate it.

@alienshards: Never pass down in-ear headphones though. That would be disgusting :P iPods and computers could be added.

@pixelsnader: Maybe he meant that it's his birthday :P

@Matt da brat on da wheels of steel: You can also opt out of iAds... [lifehacker.com]

@kapanak: Or they need to play the Sims 3 more often.

@AlienHandSyndrome: That was a while ago....

@alek2407: Nah, there's a dividing strip that the Sony reader is trying to cross over. Sneaky...

@blehbleh13: Nope, but the better question is: why does this person have so many devices in the first place? He has 2 book readers, 4 media playback devices, and 2 different phones. Major redundancy redundancy?

@mrgibblechip: btw, where did he go? Haven't had anything from him in a long time :(

@MercerCh00x: A carbon fibrearm?

@xxnike629xx: How is it bad design and bad antennas? Didn't we just learn that every phone has this problem, regardless of whether it is internal or external? My SE has this same problem, even with an internal antenna...

@gebinsk: How will the bootstrapping commence without laces?!

@satirical duck hat: Those glowing red eyes remind me of the Droid...

Looks like a part of the Crysis nanosuit, except it is built for women.