No. If I am going to have to ride to hell on an express train, I demand that I have access to the melting of a grown mans mind as I do it. (Via his twitter)

I guess part of me is just like, how is there this much hate? So widespread that Trump is our representation to the world. I guess every empire falls, but good lord. This is like masturbating to clown porn only to die of asphyxiation and have the local news find your body in the back yard. Just thoroughly…

I’m trying. I can usually joke about anything, but the reality of it all is really settling in. The scotus part is quite possibly the scariest for me. It’s basically getting herpes at this point. Whomever that gets slotted in their is practically going to be with me for the rest of my life.

I want this comment to make me happy so badly. I know in my mind that it is really funny, but all I can do is sit here and be utterly miserable. This shit is making me so sad. I really just don’t get how this legitimately happened. Fuck everything. :(

Is the HDD easy to replace like the previous ps4? I have a 2tb HDD and if I end up upgrading at some point, I’d prefer to simply swap them in and out.

I love my Pacers, but don’t watch them. They play no defense and they make me sad now that they are sans Vogel.

The NFL wonders why viewership is down.

Tries to lose? Where have you been for the past 17 years? We don’t need to try, we just do.

- who is one of “them” -

+1 fluffer

Had Jim Harbaugh done this the entire world would have exploded.

The pull up jumper to end games when you have around 10 or more seconds left is absolutely idiotic. I haaaaate seeing players get the ball then settle for a contested three or a midrange 2. Drive to the fucking lane and try to get a high % shot, either at the rim or by kicking it out.

Megan Merkle is amazing! Her intelligence is only matched by her remarkable beauty.

This is good work man

This is why we make sure to wear our brown pants

Shut the fuck up.

lol My daughter would be sooo pissed. It would be akin to the time that they thought wrestling would be great to show on the scifi channel (fuck syfy I am not calling it that)

This is awesome! I absolutely love it

He wanted to come up with something witty to get back at her for the anger issues comment so badly. You can literally see the rage in his eyes and the smoke pouring out of his ears as his tiny little brain struggled mightily to shoot a quick comment back.

I love the fact that you used box in this scenario. :)