He would have gone with “doing doobies!”, but then he remembered that the target audience for Fox & Friends isn’t that hip to the lingo the kids are using these days.

Aside from all the dumb shit that Watters says and has said, I'm surprised a person under the age of 60 refers to smoking marijuana as "smoking dope." 

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

I actually get more of a Brett Kavanaugh vibe from him.

Yeah, he’s the simpleton here. Not the dude who’s big mad about an obvious fucking joke.

I think you can guess the demographic makeup of Allen’s fans.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

As they say in Belfast…

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Piers is seldom not the biggest cunt of the day.

Deadspin offices must have been in a state of complete confusion when VAR took the tying goal for England off the board.

The VAR jokes are really not a good look... Deadspin is starting to sound like the crotchety football writer complaining about long scoring plays getting called back because of holding penalties.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

It’s not perfect. We get it. We also get that far more often than not, VAR is right and it prevents the kind of horseshit incorrect calls that used to happen in every damn game in these tournaments.

The pride shirts are better than the UFC’s WE ARE ALL JEW-JITSU passover shirts.

How is getting it right (read: different than “call that doesn’t go their way”) secondary to your entertainment?