This whole topic is complicated because I want to be (and try to be) compassionate about individuals with different genetics and body types. Obsessions over food and weight aren’t healthy. At the same time, people weren’t this overweight 50 years ago and I don’t think it’s the genetics that have changed. Would you be…

Oh good, I’m glad he has his “rapist on trial” glasses on. 

Clearly he's suffering from war-related PTSD and needs our sympathy and understanding.

“You should be tolerant of my intolerance!”

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

If she doesn’t like how the movie depicted her, she’s gonna hate history books.

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

How does it feel to be on the same side of an argument as Donald Trump

Everyone I follow on Twitter who actually knows horse racing thought the DQ was the correct call.

This guy talks so confidently about “the spirit of the rule” in a sport he only follows three times a year.

Everyone who ever intercepted a pass from Peterman.

I’ve never seen a writer make a shitty argument (check his earlier VAR work) and then follow it up time and again trying to defend it with even shittier arguments.

If it’s more important for you to have an emotional “moment” than to have a fair outcome, go watch a fucking movie.  

This article could have been titled:

I also am completely perplexed as to what the point of this was, other than to say Netflix makes his job harder.

It seems to me is that part of his complaint as a TV critic is he can no longer point you in the direction of the good stuff. There’s a shotgun blast of a new season of a new show with ten episodes all released at once, and next week there’ll be five newer shows, and three more the week after that.

I’ve read this twice and I’m still not entirely sure what the point of this rant is. That people prefer comfort food over new stuff? Well, sure. That’s been the case since TV began. (And I’ll always have a Law & Order on when I’m doing chores.) Netflix wants people to stay home and watch Netflix? Well, duh. It’s hard…

I went to an ex’s house party with the intention of banging him. He spent his time chasing after a 20 year old (he was in his mid 30's then) so I pout in a corner, drinking too much. Bumped into a tall, tattooed dude who leaned against the oven in the kitchen and accidentally turned on the gas. I saved everyone from…

I’m back in my home town for a visit. Fire up one of the adult friend-finder apps, as you do, and see someone drop-dead gorgeous. He’s in town because he’s on the crew of a TV series. A little taller than me, but built like a fireplug, with a great face, and a beard I want to stroke for days. We meet up, then head…

A few years back I moved to small town in western NY to be closer to family and, bored as hell, started using tinder. At one point I matched with a local librarian close to my age and after chatting for a week she invited me to come over.