I went to an ex’s house party with the intention of banging him. He spent his time chasing after a 20 year old (he was in his mid 30's then) so I pout in a corner, drinking too much. Bumped into a tall, tattooed dude who leaned against the oven in the kitchen and accidentally turned on the gas. I saved everyone from…

I’m back in my home town for a visit. Fire up one of the adult friend-finder apps, as you do, and see someone drop-dead gorgeous. He’s in town because he’s on the crew of a TV series. A little taller than me, but built like a fireplug, with a great face, and a beard I want to stroke for days. We meet up, then head…

A few years back I moved to small town in western NY to be closer to family and, bored as hell, started using tinder. At one point I matched with a local librarian close to my age and after chatting for a week she invited me to come over.

Canadians ARE polite folk. 

If a 26 year old man is rocking that hairstyle odds are pedo.

I agree with your take. I didn’t find the documentary boring at all, it was a pretty fascinating expose of a completely narcissistic sociopath. Watching him trying to run his defense at his trial and seeing all his lawyers just throw their hands up at him was something else.

I actually took away something else from the documentary - I’d only ever heard the much vaguer stories of Bundy, as handsome/charming/intelligent. While I completely agree that the documentary virtually ignores and dehumanizes the victims, I think it actually demystifies Bundy to some extent.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

I don’t know if she’ll rule us but I do know that kind of strain on her hair every day is gonna cause massive breakage and bald spots. Luckily, though, she can afford to get new hair every day. Fuck I hate this planet. 

oh my god, whyyyyyy do i click on these?

This was a stupid fucking stunt. it’s the same thing as when Pence and Mother flew to Indiana for a football game and then immediately left when players took a knee. What did these two dunces think they were going to see?

Bagley over Doncic will likely look bad in hindsight, but you are correct that Doncic didn’t do anything special on that play.  The reality is Doncic has been struggling with his shot lately, so Deadspin (aka The Official Luka Doncic Fan Club) is getting desperate for highlights to center their overly fawning blog…

Dončić ... drove past Oubre for a one-legged fadeaway shot.

I click on things like this hoping for more insightful content then just “this is terrible and we should stop looking at it” and I don’t know why I haven’t learned my lesson yet...

Yeah, of course I’m guilty of taking the bait, too. Train-wrecks are hard to look away from. /shrug

And like a sheep, I click on every damn article and hate myself for it. As my teen daughter said, “Mom!?! How do YOU know who Bad Bahbie and Lil Tay are? You need to stop, mom.”

Just like that nasty Takeshi 69 dude, Jezebel is the only reason I’ve ever heard of any of these people, and the writers are always, ironically, telling me that these are awful people whom no one should be paying attention to.

There’s nothing I can say here that isn’t blindingly obvious; if Wiggins used “gay” as a slur, it’s wrong, and if he didn’t, it’s nothing.

Wwll, surely next time he wants to do a big TV thing, the networks will have learned, and be like ‘nah, you know, last time wasn’t great, it was kind of a waste of time’.

Pointless and meaningless, like everything Biff does.