Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t even think Sharon Tate was “haunted” or harassed like this trailer seems to suggest? It was by and large a random killing (with the exception of the fact that Manson knew the Cielo Drive house because a record producer who’d rebuffed him had once rented it, and he wanted whoever…

I fully expect his employers to put a stop to this and punish him appropriately. They are an upstanding organization who has a well documented history of rebuking offensive and immature behavior, be it in word, image or deed. One can always trust them to do what is right, not because they stand to gain, but because it…

he is a sentient micro penis

It’s becoming difficult to keep track of all the sexual predators in her orbit.

Who doesn’t have a manslaughter charge in their past? I tripped on a banana peel and the knife just fell into his crotch. The judge understood. That’s why I'm only doing 8 years. 

In addition to being a convicted sex offender the Us Weekly article also points out that he was convicted for manslaughter. It’s so cute that they’ve already chosen baby names.

I love that she has the guts to clap back at these blowhards but is doing it in a way that is not calling them liars, sexists or alarmists, but by basically calling them idiots and making them prove their knowledge. I don’t think a lot of our politicians really know their stuff when it comes to constitutional law, tax…

Wondo’s was worse.

Love seeing Cazorla back on the pitch working his magic. And getting to humiliate Courtois not once but twice is just extra icing on an already delicious cake.

“the club appointed Santiago Solari, a former player whose best managerial experience was at the head of the club’s B team.”

It’s really quite amazing what that Champions League trophy can do. I mean, we are talking about a Real Madrid side that finished seventeen points behind Barcelona last season in third place. This was exactly one place behind their only other realistic La Liga rival, crosstown Atletico. This is a team that spent the…

Who knew that 10,000 Days was a reference to the time between Tool albums?

Wild how we always have enough money to buy some bombs and jets and arm our allies, but as soon as the notion of providing our people with health care or a greener planet comes up, we’re broke.

Since the start of Trump’s turn, with a Congress completely under his control, the national debt increased $2 trillion. But somehow, the burden of budgets and debt is always placed on the left. It’s time we let that shit die.

You realize the climate threat is on par with what Lincoln and FDR did? Like there aren’t equal because they’re all different, but in terms of scope and necessity, the New Green Deal is vitally important.

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

SMASHED PENIS IN BETWEEN TWO WHEELBARROWS

They’re looking for a nice farm upstate where he can write bad football takes all day! But it has really bad broadband, so he won’t be able to post them.

Let this be a lesson to all of you: never sit directly on a public toilet seat

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”