You’d think the emcee/guy in a tuxedo on stage wouldn’t require an event bracelet like he’s going to the aquarium.

Yeah! Make Tottenham play matches in an empty home ground!

He shoulda thrown wrenches. You can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a baseball.

Is your kid not Heisman caliber? Then you’re not beating him hard enough.

Please let this man’s shoulder and/or brain be free of crab meat someday.

A herd of dwarf cows is equally impressive.

PEDs

Computer: enhance.

*reads just the headline* Ah, so literally any hockey player with a Hockey Dad! Lol.

also no Jesus Piece? Behemoth?

Shockingly off-brand for Splinter (until the last sentence.)

What are you talking about? They have a point differential of +107, third in the league behind KC and NO.

I’m not sure where you’re going with this. I wouldn’t bananahamer you either

I hope Trump and everyone protecting him dies a slow miserable painful death of the worst kind. Saying this as someone who has watched half the people I love the most die the same way in the past decade. I truly, honestly, wish that hardship and pain on these people and those they “love”/”love” them.

“We will, however, never tolerate a reporter placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job

Isn’t that what elderly people in Florida wear when their knees start going out and the doctor recommends orthopedic footwear?

Gatekeeping is lame. Especially lame when it’s as inconsequential as this.

A coach has a BBQ at his house with recruits and the NCAA is all over it. A coach kills one of his players, and keeps his job.

Tony Siragusa.

“but you, or anyone else, don’t get to be the arbitrator of what constitutes the validity of whether a citizen chooses to vote or not”