“Tend” to vote? GTFOH with that bullshit. Go fuck your self and your fucking priviledge. Some people out here are dying because of who was or was not voted for. Some people are out here struggling and scraping just to survive because of who was or wasn’t voted for. Get off your Privilege and get out and speak for…

Can’t argue. Everyone knows Hillary was ready to do away with birthright citizenship on day one.

I thought that whole “everyone gets a trophy!” joke thing that older comedians always seemed to make fun of was cruel and made people of this age group sound like they needed a reward just to be motivated to do basic, necessary things.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

And don’t forget a catchy hashtag, and maybe changing your FB picture.

exactly. My black lab gives me better reasons to not spill water all over the floor when he goes for a drink. 

Yes, the absolute best way to fix a problem is to stand on the sideline and feel morally superior about it.

“But those kind of tasks can be hard for me to do if I’m not enthusiastic about it.”

Seriously, fuck these kids. If the past two years haven’t been a wake up call for you then you deserve to be fed to the meat grinder.

These reasons are quite easy to argue with....

none of these are valid excuses. All these ppl are morons and we are all going to die. 

As long as they don’t spiral out of control.

But you’ve got to admit, it’s hard to argue with what he says.  I mean, y’know, on account of it being totally incoherent.

Of all these guys alleged crimes, it’s his grammar that I think is what he should get the chair for. 

Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.

Sure, the MAGABomber targeted a who’s who of Trump’s enemies list with explosives, but someone was mean to Mitch McConnell in a restaurant once so #BOTHSIDES!

sorry bout your life

The outrage fire needs fuel.

I mean, he’s not wrong. This article, particularly the headline, makes it seem at first like Carell is making a “audiences these days are just too darned sensitive” statement like Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock.