Great, great article! Really interesting stuff. 

This is a tired take. 

I cannot imagine a scenario where her breath doesn't smell like onion rings. 

“You’re so bizarrely defensive.”

I’m sure Laura “The Reaper” Wagner is ice cold when somebody darts out of the shadows and threatens to hit her. 

You’re so bizarrely defensive.

Pryor’s flinch is embarrassing on its face, but when you consider 1) Pryor is wearing a helmet and DJ Swearinger isn’t, 2) Pryor is the one advancing, and 3) Pryor stands about half a foot taller than Swearinger, it might be grounds for forced retirement.

I know we’re supposed to be laughing at Pryor, but anyone who fake swings on someone to try to get them to flinch is a huge douche.

only thing more self owning than faking a thrown a punch is laughing at the person who flinches. you must be super tough 

I’d refuse to call the MI (D) gubernatorial primary win a disappointment. So the woman that won is 80° left of center vs the guy that is 90° left of center. The share several common planks. Single payer is not the only thing in the world worth voting for. You can’t have everything but what she brings is pretty dam…

The memorial signpost for Emmet Till, the black teenager killed in 1955 after he was wrongly accused of whistling at a white woman, has been shot again—35 days after the sign was replaced because vandals shot it.

Twitter can fuck off too for continuing to give this maniac a microphone.

> “Those comments are totally inappropriate,” she added. “The president should not be talking about the investigation at all.”

In the interest of saving time...

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

They’re too smart to make that deal, though.

And somehow the fucking right wing voters are STILL going to follow this dipshit mob-wannabe scumbag off a cliff. They deserve this trash heap president, and unfortunately they’ve dragged us all down to hell with them.

And I mean that literally, as in attorneys specializing in issues arising from clients having sex.

It’s like they say: If at first you don’t succeed, you’re probably playing for the Nationals. 

Can we please Nat do this anymore?