So, the train of logic according to the GOP (such that it can be called “logic”) is that, when it comes to immigration, judge all by the lowest common denominator. That is to say, if one immigrant commits a crime, they are all criminals.

Honestly?

God please tell me some of the fans go simply to kneel during the anthem.

He grabbed that flag by its...um...crease?

Gotta hand it to the (puke) Warriors (puke) for doing it first though.

If it did, he’s certainly been searching for them.

“Flag-Humping President...”

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

“Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll...”

Makes me glad to be an Eagles fan.

Wow, it’s almost like people associated with a sport where you beat others into unconsciousness might not be all that well-balanced.

If you can’t handle life/society outside of your home, I would recommend learning how to cope or not leaving your house, rather than blaming your micro-aggressions on a waiter or a parent whose circumstances you don’t know and have no right to judge. Save your tears and get carryout.

Love the comment section for those sorta things where we get a bunch of people without children just saying how “You should beat them more”.

I did not volunteer for that. If you are offended by the mere presence of children, I don’t know what to tell you.

Nah. As a childless person I say you’re the one who can stay home if a loud child is such an affront to your delicate sensibilities.

Right? The first sound of a child and the writer calls it ‘assault.’ I’m sure if a car backfired in their neighborhood they’d call it attempted murder.

What’s telling is the pride that people are taking, in remembering an ideal version of themselves, and comparing themselves to a second (third?) hand account of “other children”.

It’s like a real life X-Box achievement.

I always make the mistake of telling the truth, and ain’t nobody want that.