Transcript of the meeting:

This is incredible. I guess I always suspected something like this could happen but to actually see it still sort of amazes.

I have never in my life heard of someone pissing on their bathmat. I don’t — or can’t — believe this is true.

Have you ever been in a bathroom used only be a woman, let alone one with multiple women? They’re fucking disaster zones.

What is the proper procedure for merging when two highway lanes become one? Common sense says motor down and wait for an opening and slide right in. But others are determined to wait till the ABSOLUTE last minute and come rocketing in and try to wedge themselves right in. Those people for the most part need to be put…

John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

After the game they all went to Pizza Hut where they played Tekken 3 and a couple of parents yelled at the coach.

HamNo is the worst kind of white liberal asshole. He always knows what’s best, his shit never stinks, and if you don’t do what he tells you when he tells you, you’re the asshole. Isn’t this the guy who went to Howard because he “loved hip-hop?” Yeah. Fuck this guy.

The article’s claim is that there is no evidence whatsoever that ESPN is losing subscribers due to politics. And you say that you still watch ESPN. So even your nonsense anecdotal evidence is incorrect.

“’It is really exciting to get someone with John’s background,’ USA Hockey President Jim Smith said in the press release.”

It’s frightening how you can replace “Incognito” with “Trump” in that report and it still makes perfect sense…

The fact that the victim stuck around after all that is amazing. I’ll take any excuse to quit a workout and go home.

I see what you’re trying to do and ask that you politely refrain from fanning the ‘lames

Working on getting the Obama Foundation and presidential library seems like a good use of his time to me. Also that time off? Well earned. I hope he and his family enjoyed every second of it.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Let’s see here... in chronological order, we have:

Shades of Bill Hicks’ weather forecast from the LA riots.

Nightly news in America these days....

They should only have one entrance/exit, and it should be controlled by armed guards to prevent anyone from entering or leaving without authorization. They should also eliminate windows, since those could be used as an access point. And perhaps the students should be able to earn “credits” at some kind of “commissary”…

and for some reason, his statement that something should be done to prevent these incidents will be considered controversial.