Look, this guy said some shitty stuff that I am sure he regrets in the light of day.

We all have to make sacrifices and scale back during these austere times.

Fake news! There is no rift because Pence knows how to please his Bad Man.

This all-encompassing paranoia explains why the NRA convention hosted a lavish booth selling gold coins hauled up from a shipwreck, which offered brochures that asked, “Why are so many people over their IRAs and 401ks into physical gold IRAs?” The only possible answer is that grandma has become truly senile—or,…

You wrote a lot of fancy words to say “stop talking shit about Trump if you want to keep your jobs”.

“LET’S GET READY TO MAKE SEXUAL ABUSE ABUSE ALLEGATIONS WITHOUT CONTEXT, REFERENCES OR PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF”

Being a “free thinker” in Kanye’s context means, “my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge”. It’s not.

Really makes you wonder why so many front offices are asking “So, are you into guys?”

To finish the article and then see your comment front and center is a thing of cringy beauty.

I agree. Racism is really bad. When did Splinter do a heel turn and become the go to news source for virulent (but highbrow) racists? It’s so hard to believe they would just come out and praise racism. So very hard to believe. Like, it kind of defies all logic. But whatever. That’s what they said. It’s in print, right…

She probably wears so much of it to protect her eyes from the glare off her husband’s neon skin and piss blond hair.

They were approached on the SECOND fucking hole?!?! Yeah, I have played behind plenty of slow players, have yet to attempt to “play through” or talk to someone before they leave the green at #2.

her father is basically dying, yet she’s spending her time shit-stirring and spreading GOP disinformation on daytime tv.

I don’t know if you’re joking or reporting fact, but, either way, I believe you 100%.

This one gun-fucker is gonna put every leftist on a stage? He must really love lefties, if he’s going to build a stage big enough to accommodate every single person to your political left.

Soldiers don’t call each other “teammate” but online gamers do. Soldiers generally don’t use social media to brag about their combat experience and then make fun of high-school civilians that didn’t have a weapon, but online gamers do.

Ooh Kris Paronto, tough guy! Too bad whoever was on the other end of the AR-15 didn’t have better aim, amirite? (No of course, I’m completely wrong and I take that back, even if Kris Paronto is a dipshit)

and not even a good job; he let his teammates get killed

Go die in a fire. Seriously.

It’s going to be really funny if this turns out to be the thing that brings him down. Not collusion with the Russians, not his total lack of qualifications, not his disastrous policy “ideas”, but the fact that he and his lawyers were incompetent in trying to pay someone to keep quiet about an affair that happened a…