Nah, that isn’t nearly grotesque enough. More likely some insinuation about her needing additional hormone therapy.

“I hate being bi-polar, it’s awesome”

Hey! I thought you said there was no mention of Trump on the album!

“What can I do about super-loud kids and their oblivious parents?”

Get outta here with your supernatural mumbo jumbo.

Phil would have better weed.

He wasn’t cleared by our medical staff

Transcript of the meeting:

This is incredible. I guess I always suspected something like this could happen but to actually see it still sort of amazes.

I have never in my life heard of someone pissing on their bathmat. I don’t — or can’t — believe this is true.

Have you ever been in a bathroom used only be a woman, let alone one with multiple women? They’re fucking disaster zones.

What is the proper procedure for merging when two highway lanes become one? Common sense says motor down and wait for an opening and slide right in. But others are determined to wait till the ABSOLUTE last minute and come rocketing in and try to wedge themselves right in. Those people for the most part need to be put…

John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

HamNo is the worst kind of white liberal asshole. He always knows what’s best, his shit never stinks, and if you don’t do what he tells you when he tells you, you’re the asshole. Isn’t this the guy who went to Howard because he “loved hip-hop?” Yeah. Fuck this guy.

“’It is really exciting to get someone with John’s background,’ USA Hockey President Jim Smith said in the press release.”

It’s frightening how you can replace “Incognito” with “Trump” in that report and it still makes perfect sense…

The fact that the victim stuck around after all that is amazing. I’ll take any excuse to quit a workout and go home.

I see what you’re trying to do and ask that you politely refrain from fanning the ‘lames

Working on getting the Obama Foundation and presidential library seems like a good use of his time to me. Also that time off? Well earned. I hope he and his family enjoyed every second of it.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.