Let’s see here... in chronological order, we have:

Shades of Bill Hicks’ weather forecast from the LA riots.

Nightly news in America these days....

They should only have one entrance/exit, and it should be controlled by armed guards to prevent anyone from entering or leaving without authorization. They should also eliminate windows, since those could be used as an access point. And perhaps the students should be able to earn “credits” at some kind of “commissary”…

and for some reason, his statement that something should be done to prevent these incidents will be considered controversial.

Look, this guy said some shitty stuff that I am sure he regrets in the light of day.

We all have to make sacrifices and scale back during these austere times.

Fake news! There is no rift because Pence knows how to please his Bad Man.

This all-encompassing paranoia explains why the NRA convention hosted a lavish booth selling gold coins hauled up from a shipwreck, which offered brochures that asked, “Why are so many people over their IRAs and 401ks into physical gold IRAs?” The only possible answer is that grandma has become truly senile—or,…

You wrote a lot of fancy words to say “stop talking shit about Trump if you want to keep your jobs”.

“LET’S GET READY TO MAKE SEXUAL ABUSE ABUSE ALLEGATIONS WITHOUT CONTEXT, REFERENCES OR PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF”

Being a “free thinker” in Kanye’s context means, “my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge”. It’s not.

Really makes you wonder why so many front offices are asking “So, are you into guys?”

The young female spiders probably won’t help take care of those bills the boys racked up majoring in industrial weaving.

To finish the article and then see your comment front and center is a thing of cringy beauty.

I agree. Racism is really bad. When did Splinter do a heel turn and become the go to news source for virulent (but highbrow) racists? It’s so hard to believe they would just come out and praise racism. So very hard to believe. Like, it kind of defies all logic. But whatever. That’s what they said. It’s in print, right…

She probably wears so much of it to protect her eyes from the glare off her husband’s neon skin and piss blond hair.

They were approached on the SECOND fucking hole?!?! Yeah, I have played behind plenty of slow players, have yet to attempt to “play through” or talk to someone before they leave the green at #2.

her father is basically dying, yet she’s spending her time shit-stirring and spreading GOP disinformation on daytime tv.

I don’t know if you’re joking or reporting fact, but, either way, I believe you 100%.