Well. I’ll be sharing this to facebook and pissing a lot of people off.

Let’s be clear about something...

The dress reminds me of the Statue of Liberty, it’s even copper, to boot.

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”

That look on his face when he catches himself in the mirror is so fucking good.

It’s because it’s moving from a public broadcast station (the BBC) to a commercial funded channel (Channel 4). It’s less like Supergirl moving from Fox to the CW, and more like Sesame Street moving from PBS to Fox.

rude.

I’m getting so stressed out because what is the solution to this? Conspiracy theories like this are protected under free speech but at some point it has to escalate into yelling “fire!” in a crowded theater territory, doesn’t it? But how would any form of attempting to remove these people from the public eye do…

My attraction to Greg is confusing and inconsistent, and makes me hate myself just a little.

There is exactly one context in which it is acceptable to call an African-American man Uncle Tom: his name is Tom and you are his niece or nephew.

She is a mother, she is a wife and she was a victim of a violent crime. 

A professional what, now?

I’m honestly shocked he didn’t just split the difference and start calling him Uncle Ben.

The hand gestures are what sell it for me. They are perfect.

Yeah, my husband and I were discussing this yesterday and we both agreed his thought process was like “He’s black. Uncle Tom is a black thing, right? Hey, Uncle Tom...”

Right?! When someone has a medical emergency, lay people don’t usually jump up and say, “I’ve been doing a lot of Web MDing lately! Let me have a go!”

Yeah, i think I’m right there with you. I have no patience any longer with anyone who can’t “be serious” about this election and I only put that in quotes because a part of me feels sheepish for having an attitude about other people’s ideas, because when I was young I was part of a radical, lefty, group of smelly…

Omg the bottles go in the glass and the glasses in the bottle! What will they think of next?!?

Calling hardcore Christians God’s fan club is my new favorite thing.

Lohan owning a nightclub seems like a bad idea. A chain of bagel shops might give her a better shot at longevity, regardless of the carbs.