I agree, people act way too confused about the sizes, especially since most people it’s not their first time in a Starbucks. Makes me think of this scene from Role Models, his indignation at having to order in Starbucks lingo haha

Right?! It’s hard to see him the same after that

First of all, that story is amazing

What monster eats corn from the top and not the sides!

Totally the first thing I thought when I saw that. Even when I lived 15 min from MIA I would try to get flights out of FLL rather than deal with that shitshow

I know right, I was like “Sweet, a place to commiserate about crazy co-workers!”

My boss writes emails just like this. Its kind of entertaining to watch him try to be sooo smart, peppering in big words and phrases but using them in completely the wrong way, but it’s also frustrating as all hell to try to read. I have to read them about 3 times to even have a slight clue what he is trying to say.