I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

If you’re flying Southwest, just temporarily throw on a “Do you have a minute to talk about Jesus?” hat.

Toilet Landline is my new band name.

I would love to help you move this weekend but, you know, I have Jesus in my life now.

Merlot loves me, this I know.

“Honey, do you mind doing the dishes?”

Everyone was using the words “ironic” and “edgy” wrong at the time.

‘Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford doesn’t even want Bush to “throw” the show to her and co-host Hoda Kotb. “She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right,”

hahaha Mine, too. I’m going to start using “having Jesus in my life” as an excuse for not doing things.

The Washington Post describes Billy as “a wily youngster with an ironic streak that could curdle your morning coffee.”

My genitals are bone dry after reading this article.

I assume “Jesus” is an affordable Napa Valley Chardonnay.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

Yeah, the standards for hosting Access Hollywood are higher than the standards for holding the highest office in the land.

They should rename these phones the “Mission Impossible” ... This phone will self destruct in 15 seconds

Burner phone you say?

He bragged at a party that he had in his possession “a tape of Trump being a real dog.” These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

That was the weirdest part about this whole thing to me. Like of all the people in the world??? He gets caught saying this to a Bush???? This is like some telenovela small world level coincidence right here.

Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.

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