Dusty Rose sounds like a lipstick shade.

It’s way, way, way too repetitive.

let’s call it on purpose, here’s the synopsis:

Oh yeah. In another post I described Hugh Grant as being like Dorian Grey’s attic portrait, with years of debauchery etched into his features. I stand by that description.

I did this to my husband and he was honestly touched at the protective gesture. I didn’t have the heart to tell him the truth.

I’ve gotten so in the habit of putting my hand out to keep my purse from flying out of the passenger seat when I have to break hard...that I’ve done it to TWO grown passengers.

If she is also chronically posting memes about relationships and how she is a survivor and fighter against the struggles of life

No. Because that woman doesn’t get divorced.

Is this like the Hollywood, glamourized version of the Facebook woman who is always stating how much she loves her boyfriend or husband and she’s #blessed but you really know there’s all kind of shitty baggage in that relationship?

this actually looks more interesting than Prometheus, which I found boring AF. At least it has Chris Pratt in it saying things like, “do you trust me?” in true action-hero fashion, ya know?

is this gonna be like a ben affleck thing where brad goes and lives in george clooney’s pool house for a few months because

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Overly Knowledgeable Neighbor: “DiedofEnnui? Great neighbor. Never turns up the TV too loud. Doesn’t let the paper pile up out front. I can’t say much about where DiedofEnnui is right now. I only have GPS coordinates & a recent update on Snapchat. Sorry I couldn’t be more help.”

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

yah among other reasons, you are a pro snowboarder! wtf do you care if it’s monday???

I say this at least once a day. Relevant or not.

its good to see there are still some Date Truthers around

Nothing like a toasty set of cockles

You in danger girl!

It’s Donglover.