Sleep well, wake rested. Sometimes, the political commentary on this site can wear you down. Especially when you’re dealing with people who are endlessly cynical.

Sorry, I am not having a good evening. I was clearly reading too much into what you wrote. I need to go to bed.

Opened twitter after months just to star this tweet.

This joke is like a habanero. There was a delayed reaction but once it hit me I died.

I love dogs. I hate people who find inspiration everywhere. Fuckers.

I literally just gave myself a pep talk in the shower yesterday and the thesis of it was “everything is fucking stupid so don’t worry about stupid shit” and it made me feel WAY better. I want to write a self help book called Hate Stuff to Feel Better. It’ll just be like “that stuff? That stuff is fucking stupid.”

I enjoy when people use technology to inform us that they are giving up technology.

I know. . .we should have all gotten blood tests so we could compare liver values before and after the election.

I definitely see your point but on a personal level I agree more with Zelda. I consider dressing in a “flattering” way most universally means wearing colors that suit your complexion and hopefully accentuate what whatever physical feature you’re most fond of, and above all I think it means buying clothes that fit. I…

THIS. More power to them, but I am so exhausted by my friends who feel the need to constantly examine their feelings about their appearance and body at all times (and share it with everyone). It still puts all the pressure on women to worry constantly about their relationship with their body. Can’t we just feel no…

You sicced me for a typo?

I’m not going to spend as much energy as it would take to reply to each person individually. I do want to point out that literally nowhere in my original reply to beets did I say that “flattering” means “toward conventional beauty.” I just wore my hair magenta for a year. It was a little unconventional, but it suited…

Man do I ever agree with this. Though I get annoyed then I will wear one or two layers of spanx with my formal clothing so i think I have some work to do on myself....

I’ve now decided to vote for the baby duckling with the champagne and the cigarette. I know Hillary has more experience, but drunk duckling is just so much more likeable.

Same. I even copied:

I will NEVER vote for a candidate so unreliable!

...and I haven’t had tv in a decade...

Will Smith saying “Nope” and leaving is all of us after watching this trailer.

Maybe it’s wishful thinking on his part.

Me while watching this: