They’re changing to allow only the purest, most chaste of homosexuals. Abstinates, essentially. Slutty heterosexuals still generally get a pass.

I know there are going to be a mountain of sad-sack excuses on why people don’t donate (ew needles, ew blood), but I think it’s criminally negligent that gay men have such a massive restriction on donating blood. They already screen the blood for the diseases you mention. But apparently we have a massive overstock of…

I am totally willing and wanting to donate, however I have had sex in the past year with the same individual and we are both tested clean for HIV, Hep C and Gonorrhea, but yet I am still not able.

Positive: The Police actually believe that it was assault and are investigating it as such.

So if you don’t sexual arouse anyone you have no gender? That must be rough for you.

I really really wish this were true.

I actually don’t quite understand that, either. It’s the first generation of an entirely new kind of product. One that uses some pretty insane display technology that’s never been mass marketed in this way before. I sort of expect that it will cost a lot up front.

I just want to mention that I used to work in a research lab in college where we used virtual reality. Our headset, which was a pretty similar thing to the Oculus Rift, cost $20,000 (albeit back in 2007 or so). So I don’t really agree with people complaining about the Oculus price, heh.

Guys, I wish he had paid me to write it. If he had, I wouldn't have worn a $15 target sweater on the news.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

Carrie Fisher liked one of my kitty cosplay portraits on twitter. I may have that engraved on my tombstone.

Did not a single sorority sister have a gun of their own on them? So tragic and so easily prevented with just another gun.

Beth, I’ll be your source. You’ll probably reply, “anecdotal”, but I have heard this from other meatheads as well.

While I’m sure it won’t be an issue anytime soon, I think eventually their business may start to suffer. Personally I find myself buying on GOG more and more for various reasons. Other players are going to start coming for pieces of that billion dollar pie and Steam users actually have an incentive to try other…

Found dogs are the best dogs.

“At the end of the day, he was like, ‘Shit, I feel stressed,’” says Irwin. “He’s like, ‘You guys ever look up shit on the Internet?’ We’re like, ‘What type of shit?’ He’s like, ‘Girl stuff, like, hot girls dancing.’ So he goes on YouTube and writes ‘hot chicks dancing’ in the search. And we sat there watching hot…

Roasted Brussels sprouts with grapes is my go-to for family gatherings. Roasted grapes are amazing. Even my most vegetable-averse relatives love this recipe: http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/b…

I too have a Remus! I found him on the side of the road late one night, covered in bugs, and he’s been our Little Dude ever since. He’s even similarly colored and an equally dapper dresser. :)

Jesus Chryslers...