Counterpoint! It was absolutely perfect. This is a fairly trite comparison at this point, but explaining why it felt so wonderful feels like trying to describe a dream. (That smoking scene deserves an award for body language choreography!) There was a Sunday night in 2017 where I was watching TV and saw both a flying…

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

It’s him in a mirror because you were the real Nick Fury the whole time.

Honestly. The correct list is always: 1. Evans, 2. Evans’ beard, 3. Pine, 4. Hemsworth, 5. Every other Chris, including Christie, LAST. Pratt. While watching Chris Pine’s lovely eyes tear up when Common and John Legend sang the song from Selma was compelling, Chris Evans is delightfully self-deprecating, owns being a…

honestly, it’s like yall are just out there desperately trying to find something to complain about. the song is a great step for her and it’s fun and catchy. so yes, you are a bad faith critic, whatever that means.

It is the great debate of our generation. It will go down in the history books, and everyone will wonder who the fuck Pratt is. 

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

Yeah, I’d definitely rather focus on the fact that she shared, like, a thing implying that grieving parents’ pain was false then the fact that she’s not the best voice actor.

Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?…

One of the first prominent right-wing fags whose sexuality was central to his scam was Milo Yiannopoulos.

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article:

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

No worries.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

Wait, you’re telling me RuPaul is...kind of an asshole? Well, folks, my flabber is fully gasted on this one. Someone fetch me a fainting couch.

Is that Jonathan from Gay of Thrones?!!?

Word. Here, use my lil guy, George Michael is good eye bleach: