I’d considered that, and when we finally get closer to November it will be easier to really judge the landscape. I’m in Mississippi, though, I think the only way we’ll matter is if the Republicans pull something silly and split the party by forcing Trump to run as an independent. If he has the Republican nomination…

‘Tis the beauty of our system.

I personally think our Electoral College approach is garbage, but they don’t let me make big decisions for the country. I don’t know how familiar you are with our system, but Wikipedia is here to explain the things I’d like to forget:

I’m definitely going to vote, but I’m writing in a vote for Hypnotoad because I live in a very red state that will go red no matter what, so my vote doesn’t really count.

Lifting! Time for my regular pop-in to suggest some Buff Dudes videos!

I’m not gonna lie: I love mayo. I’m not ashamed.

If you ever bring a banana and mayo sandwich near me, though, I’m going to throw you in a trunk with the “peas in guacamole” people and launch you all into the sun.

Is there a team, “Can we just set the world on fire now? We have failed and I think that would be good?”

I’m on that team.

We are a bad society made up of bad people doing bad things.

Some of these are actually really good ideas, though. Maybe not as pranks, but just good ideas in general. I’m so conflicted!

You’d think they’d be losing their shit because they awoke to the cold realization that they, like many, rely on their status as d-list celebrities in the fickle, ever changing sphere of social media to survive.

It does kind of break my heart that many anti-vaxxers are so anti-science, but not anti-science enough to believe that gravity is a lie they can disprove by sky diving without a parachute.

So was “Honest Co.” not really the best name to go with?

I find everything about this seriously unnerving.

I mean this in the kindest way I possibly can, but when you somehow manage to hit a moose a year from now in your non-Volvo car, I’m going to laugh. I’m going to be happy that you’re okay, but I’m going laugh.

When Ben Shapiro looks like the semi-reasonable decent human being in a situation, you know everything is wrong.

Going back and rereading the full quote, it most likely just meant that he believed he could never have any form of sex life, but, eh, my point still stands. Speaking as a dude, a lot of weird things can happen when guys start obsessing over the size of their dicks.

As absurd as it might sound, it’s not the first time I’ve encountered a guy who thought that. In those cases, and maybe this one, he felt his penis was too small for him to ever have a normal sex life with a woman, so no woman could really love him, but if he were gay he could at least be a bottom and be desirable…

This would only confirm that I’m Satan because I’d read it, they’d ask if I wanted to buy cookies, and I’d just blankly stare back with my cold, dead eyes and quietly say, “No, thank you.”

I have learned to resist the call of the cookies and it only cost me my soul.

It’s cool that you have an opinion and you are certainly entitled to one. However, the existence of your opinion does not negate the fact that you are wrong.

I dismissed your comment because you are a troll, not because you are right. You’re trying to make me cite specific information that should not even be public knowledge, beyond what Nathan Grayson has written, just to dig into her fucking life and throw more of it out on display for the world in order to prove you…

I see what you’re saying and what you’re saying is garbage.

I know not to feed the trolls, but again: Zoe’s private life is her business and her business alone. To address most of what you’re saying requires addressing specific details about her relationships using information that shouldn’t even be public knowledge…