I don’t know if you’re intentionally being dishonest or if you’ve simply ingested so much of the Kool-Aid that you can’t distinguish fact from fiction, but you are absolutely being dishonest. As much as I want to argue with you about how wrong you are, the bottom line is that Zoe’s life is her business and is not…

What a strange hill to die on.

The idea that Kanye has been around for 5000 years, trying (and failing..?) to design clothes that people will appreciate would explain a lot.

This is basically the pot of gold at the end of the pro-life rainbow, though, isn’t it? Where else can a road paved with the rhetoric of that “movement” logically end? Instead of viewing this man as a remorseless monster, too many will view him as a hero - a “good man,” because he took the globe-spanning standard that…

I get the best replies.

It almost seems cruel, having to come back when you’re able to be that far away from the shit storm.

It’s fun to laugh at how awful Mississippi is, until you live here. Then, it’s just this constant oscillation between terror and depression.

This state is so fucking awful and so broken.

Both tributes had completely different goals, it seems. I didn’t dislike the Grammy tribute, but it felt very much like I was watching, “Lady Gaga’s Tribute to David Bowie starring Lady Gaga as David Bowie.” It was a fine performance, but it felt like it was a bit too much. It felt like someone trying to show the…

Yeah, I think he’s adorable. The burger, not so much.

I don’t think that picture really does him justice.

And in a well-balanced, nearly perfect world that is exactly what would happen. If a crime is committed, the crime would be reported and properly investigated. When found guilty, those who committed the crime would be appropriately punished or rehabilitated depending on so many factors and issues that I can’t possibly…

Nah. I feel like that would just help unite the GOP at this point and the last thing I want is for those worthless fucks to come together. I want them fighting until the bitter end. If Trump doesn’t get the nomination, I want him running as an independent. I want the whole party to burn itself to ground.

Yeah, I don’t see the awkward position here. It sucks that he went through that, but it doesn’t make his opinion any less stupid. That’s a thing that happens.

The problem is that it’s usually really hard to find out who is actually responsible. That’s why these things rarely have satisfying conclusions. Most people who do this get away with it and very few have ever been found or punished in any way.

Donald Trump wants to punch protesters in the face. I’m a protester sometimes.

I want to punch Donald Trump in the face. He’s Donald Trump all of the time.

We almost see eye to eye on something. It’s scary.

“Smell ya later, Jezebel! I’m off to the greener pastures of American Ninja Warrior blogging!”

You know you’re all thinking it.

I never pop into these things, but when I do I put it off as long as possible so it can be buried under all of the interesting things.

I decided to be a grown up and try to enjoy something tonight, so I went and saw Deadpool. I almost didn’t because I felt like such a loser when I bought the ticket online. This place…

This is good, but none of it explains the banana peels.

Preston Garvey has nothing to do with any of this and I don’t care if the Super Mutants have kidnapped someone. That settlement has guns and 50 large turrets. Also, I was just there 5 minutes ago and they said nothing about a kidnapping. They are on their own.

I don’t believe any of this because cats resent everything.