Spoilers, abound, obviously...

I generally enjoyed Super right up to the point where Libby raped Frank. At that point, the whole movie just stopped being funny and everything about the insane sidekick stopped being fun.

This is just one of many things lately that makes me think that, after all the recent cuts and departures, Jez really wants people to know that they totally belong and completely fit in in the Gawker empire.

I would never imply that James Woods is a cocaine addict. I’d simply allow others to observe his behavior and decide for themselves.

One cannot dispute that he is a ridiculous scum clown-boy, though.

Yeah, there is absolutely nothing wrong with what this guy did. Maybe you need to sit down and have a real conversation with yourself about why you’re so nonsensically angry about this.

I’m invoking Poe’s Law here.

Kind of misleading. He’s clearly wearing black boxes of varying shapes and sizes in most of those pictures.

Is it just me or does Trump Jr. have this weird older Martin Shkreli look about him? Are all terrible people just starting to look alike to me?

This is a life lived right.

lol

Isn’t that kind of the point of this show now, though?

“Once Upon a Time: The show that succeeds by doing almost everything wrong.”

Sadly, Safeway doesn’t exist here.

I’m not too worried about my own vegetable consumption. I rarely eat salads these days. My freezer is stocked with frozen spinach for any occasion. Oddly enough, we have a Kroger nearby that has frozen kale for a dollar a bag which will never stop being funny to me.

Various roasted…

This is the only acceptable way to eat okra and my mind will never be changed.

Not to beat a dead horse, but it’s pretty much accepted that in small towns with few stores, most grocery shopping is done at the local Walmart. At one Walmart close to me, if you want green leaf or romaine, you’re going to be buying these:

Yeah, but I don’t think we’re really talking about the wide array of produce here. It wasn’t completely clear, but my focus was on the availability, primarily, of leafy greens.

I’m simply not comfortable with the idea that simply not eating these things out of a bag is a viable solution because clearly getting them…

This isn’t my experience at all. Granted, I live in a somewhat rural area in south Mississippi, but but I’m also equal distance from a few cities that I visit regularly to buy groceries. In the 15 to 25 miles around me there are stores ranging from Walmart to smaller “local” grocery store chains. The only common item…

That’s kind of the point, though. That’s really not the case everywhere. Granted, I live in rural south Mississippi. The closest grocery store is roughly 10 miles, but within 25 miles there are at least 10 options. The only guarantee at any of these stores is iceberg. Red leaf, green leaf, and romaine are available in…

That only really works as a solution if you live somewhere that offers a large variety of produce, particularly leafy greens, outside of a bag. Unless you’re looking for a head of iceberg lettuce, I don’t think it’s as common as people want to believe it is.

I would be great at running a government, actually. I’d be goddamned fantastic at it for so many reasons, with my ability to not nonsensically compare completely dissimilar things like “jury duty” and “being drafted to fight a war against your will,” being but one of those many reasons.

But, you know, you do you.

That is a thing that I do not think I’d do.

God, I hope that’s a thing I wouldn’t do.

As a dude over 18 who comes from a military family, I know this. I don’t understand why everything I’m saying continues to sail right over your head.

I don’t know how to more clearly state that I don’t need the concept or application explained. I am saying that there is no situation, present or future, where a draft…