I am fully aware of the difference and again, I will simply reiterate: I believe everyone should have the choice to serve or not. I do not believe that anyone should be forced to, so yes I would happily eliminate a draft if I could. I do not need to predict the future because no future event or situation would change…

And I think you should have the choice to do that, should there be a need.

Likewise, I think anyone who doesn’t want to should also have the choice.

So I can get Zika from having sex with a mosquito now? Are there any rights Obama isn’t going to take away from me?

I’m always compelled to interject some Buff Dudes videos when it comes to lifting:

Okay, but how does this work, though? The Smashing Pumpkins broke up in 2000 and definitely absolutely never “sort of” got back together and released a lot of mediocre to awful garbage as Billy continued his slow climb into being a completely insane right-wing joke.

That didn’t happen, so they can’t be touring with…

I was just about to ask, “Is this one actually good or is it another banana peel trick?”

Well I’m just gosh darn shocked.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that conversation did happen. Mother Teresa was an asshole.

I’m not saying I want Obsidian to make a new Fallout game.

I’m just saying that if Obsidian would make a new Fallout game for Bethesda, that would be a really good thing that should probably happen.

I’m honestly kind of excited about this. I think it could be a pretty fun movie. I think it’s going to be a lot better than people expect, which, to be fair, won’t be that hard with such low expectations.

Best mod ever.

I used to get it, but then 13 Hours happened and now I don’t get it anymore. He’s just so..meh.

Nah. It died out in 2012. I do appreciate Ion’s devotion to all day marathons, though. Nothing terrifies me more than the prospect of watching Criminal Minds from 9 AM until 9 PM.

Considering how much I love iZombie, I feel like the worst person ever for forgetting that she was once a Power Ranger.

Did anything go well for any of the former Power Rangers? I feel like Amy Jo Johnson did okay, I guess, and things don’t seem terrible for Jason David Frank, but it feels like the world turned to shit for everyone else who had anything to do with any incarnation of that show.

I find that Nikki Haley is very good at not saying a damn thing while simultaneously talking a lot and shitting on everyone who disagrees with all the nothing she’s saying.

I’m almost impressed.

Well, that’s one way to get me to do a double take and carefully read to see what the hell is going on.

My initial thoughts:
Watching the way Paul Ryan is staring at the President during the State of the Union, I can’t tell if he’s secretly in love with him or if he wants to piss on his head, but not in a, “I’m into watersports,” kind of way.

I’m not sure I understand how people work.

There’s a word for everything you’re saying. That word is, “bullshit.”