Is there a team, “Can we just set the world on fire now? We have failed and I think that would be good?”

I’m on that team.

We are a bad society made up of bad people doing bad things.

You’d think they’d be losing their shit because they awoke to the cold realization that they, like many, rely on their status as d-list celebrities in the fickle, ever changing sphere of social media to survive.

It does kind of break my heart that many anti-vaxxers are so anti-science, but not anti-science enough to believe that gravity is a lie they can disprove by sky diving without a parachute.

So was “Honest Co.” not really the best name to go with?

I find everything about this seriously unnerving.

When Ben Shapiro looks like the semi-reasonable decent human being in a situation, you know everything is wrong.

Going back and rereading the full quote, it most likely just meant that he believed he could never have any form of sex life, but, eh, my point still stands. Speaking as a dude, a lot of weird things can happen when guys start obsessing over the size of their dicks.

As absurd as it might sound, it’s not the first time I’ve encountered a guy who thought that. In those cases, and maybe this one, he felt his penis was too small for him to ever have a normal sex life with a woman, so no woman could really love him, but if he were gay he could at least be a bottom and be desirable…

This would only confirm that I’m Satan because I’d read it, they’d ask if I wanted to buy cookies, and I’d just blankly stare back with my cold, dead eyes and quietly say, “No, thank you.”

I have learned to resist the call of the cookies and it only cost me my soul.

It’s cool that you have an opinion and you are certainly entitled to one. However, the existence of your opinion does not negate the fact that you are wrong.

I dismissed your comment because you are a troll, not because you are right. You’re trying to make me cite specific information that should not even be public knowledge, beyond what Nathan Grayson has written, just to dig into her fucking life and throw more of it out on display for the world in order to prove you…

I see what you’re saying and what you’re saying is garbage.

I know not to feed the trolls, but again: Zoe’s private life is her business and her business alone. To address most of what you’re saying requires addressing specific details about her relationships using information that shouldn’t even be public knowledge…

I don’t know if you’re intentionally being dishonest or if you’ve simply ingested so much of the Kool-Aid that you can’t distinguish fact from fiction, but you are absolutely being dishonest. As much as I want to argue with you about how wrong you are, the bottom line is that Zoe’s life is her business and is not…

What a strange hill to die on.

The idea that Kanye has been around for 5000 years, trying (and failing..?) to design clothes that people will appreciate would explain a lot.

This is basically the pot of gold at the end of the pro-life rainbow, though, isn’t it? Where else can a road paved with the rhetoric of that “movement” logically end? Instead of viewing this man as a remorseless monster, too many will view him as a hero - a “good man,” because he took the globe-spanning standard that…

It’s fun to laugh at how awful Mississippi is, until you live here. Then, it’s just this constant oscillation between terror and depression.

This state is so fucking awful and so broken.

Both tributes had completely different goals, it seems. I didn’t dislike the Grammy tribute, but it felt very much like I was watching, “Lady Gaga’s Tribute to David Bowie starring Lady Gaga as David Bowie.” It was a fine performance, but it felt like it was a bit too much. It felt like someone trying to show the…

Yeah, I think he’s adorable. The burger, not so much.