I don’t think that picture really does him justice.

And in a well-balanced, nearly perfect world that is exactly what would happen. If a crime is committed, the crime would be reported and properly investigated. When found guilty, those who committed the crime would be appropriately punished or rehabilitated depending on so many factors and issues that I can’t possibly…

Nah. I feel like that would just help unite the GOP at this point and the last thing I want is for those worthless fucks to come together. I want them fighting until the bitter end. If Trump doesn’t get the nomination, I want him running as an independent. I want the whole party to burn itself to ground.

Yeah, I don’t see the awkward position here. It sucks that he went through that, but it doesn’t make his opinion any less stupid. That’s a thing that happens.

The problem is that it’s usually really hard to find out who is actually responsible. That’s why these things rarely have satisfying conclusions. Most people who do this get away with it and very few have ever been found or punished in any way.

Donald Trump wants to punch protesters in the face. I’m a protester sometimes.

I want to punch Donald Trump in the face. He’s Donald Trump all of the time.

We almost see eye to eye on something. It’s scary.

“Smell ya later, Jezebel! I’m off to the greener pastures of American Ninja Warrior blogging!”

You know you’re all thinking it.

I never pop into these things, but when I do I put it off as long as possible so it can be buried under all of the interesting things.

I decided to be a grown up and try to enjoy something tonight, so I went and saw Deadpool. I almost didn’t because I felt like such a loser when I bought the ticket online. This place…

This is good, but none of it explains the banana peels.

Preston Garvey has nothing to do with any of this and I don’t care if the Super Mutants have kidnapped someone. That settlement has guns and 50 large turrets. Also, I was just there 5 minutes ago and they said nothing about a kidnapping. They are on their own.

I don’t believe any of this because cats resent everything.

This is just one of many things lately that makes me think that, after all the recent cuts and departures, Jez really wants people to know that they totally belong and completely fit in in the Gawker empire.

I would never imply that James Woods is a cocaine addict. I’d simply allow others to observe his behavior and decide for themselves.

One cannot dispute that he is a ridiculous scum clown-boy, though.

Yeah, there is absolutely nothing wrong with what this guy did. Maybe you need to sit down and have a real conversation with yourself about why you’re so nonsensically angry about this.

I’m invoking Poe’s Law here.

Kind of misleading. He’s clearly wearing black boxes of varying shapes and sizes in most of those pictures.

Is it just me or does Trump Jr. have this weird older Martin Shkreli look about him? Are all terrible people just starting to look alike to me?

This is a life lived right.

lol

Sadly, Safeway doesn’t exist here.

I’m not too worried about my own vegetable consumption. I rarely eat salads these days. My freezer is stocked with frozen spinach for any occasion. Oddly enough, we have a Kroger nearby that has frozen kale for a dollar a bag which will never stop being funny to me.

Various roasted…