You fucking leave Alton out of this.

Ohio is the Florida of the Midwest. ‘Tis a silly place.

Hot gorilla ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at...mostly because it might startle him and is a startled gorilla really a risk that you want to take?

Not with that attitude.

Yawn. You’re one of those people. Got it.

You haven’t heard good arguments from both sides because there is no good argument for “dropping the T.” There never has been and there never will be.

Who the fuck invited Rob Liefeld?

Azealia Banks is incredibly talented and should have been unbelievably successful. Instead, she chose to be Azealia Banks.

You, random person reading this comment. You are the most beautiful.

I’ve watched the Toy Story movies too many times to enjoy this. :(

Chris Jericho is the only person in history to make that work.

I have never felt more uncomfortable watching a video.

“The marathon reached out to us to say we should swing by the media center afterward,” Reinhart said. “And I figured it was either something really cool or it was an arrest warrant.”

Who?

You were in a sorority, weren’t you?

Both are useless and gross and the world is a better place without them. Sorry that this reality is such an affront to your delicate sensibilities, but since you really want to drive this focus on sororities and you seem completely unable to perform basic internet tasks via Google,…

At no point has it been suggested that women should be responsible for what men do. Sororities do a lot of fucked up things too, though, and I’m perfectly fine with neither being a thing that’s allowed on campuses.

I know it’s not going to happen, but I really wouldn’t mind if fraternities and sororities on campus just disappeared forever. I’m totally cool with this not being a thing ever again.

Really bad writer continues to be really bad. Just really, really bad. So bad. Goddamn, just awful. More at 11.

I honestly thought you were asking me to kill some zombies for a kid I’d never heard of and I was like, “Eh, yeah. Sure. I can do that. I own The Zombie Survival Guide. I’ve been preparing for this.” Then I read and now I’m just sad because kids randomly/mysteriously dying is really sad. Kind of happy that there are…